Glinda: Why is your back all scratched up?
Elphaba: [Thinks back to when she tried to pet a flying monkey]
Elphaba: I'm having an affair

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Glinda: Why is your back all scratched up?
Elphaba: [Thinks back to when she tried to pet a flying monkey]
Elphaba: I'm having an affair
I love all the strong, albeit morally ambiguous women from Wicked! Elephaba, Glinda, Morrible, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Nasa
No One Mourns The Wicked
Glinda: And we were roommates!
Ozians: oh my god they were roommates