Me too rett. I MEAN WHAAAT WHAAAT I WOULD NEVER SAY THATTT

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Me too rett. I MEAN WHAAAT WHAAAT I WOULD NEVER SAY THATTT
Love how in the PykeRett brain and brawn dynamic, the brawn is the godamn pretty boy twink, who WILL beat you to death with his bare hands just for looking at him and the buff rugged older man is the one thing holding him back from going full feral half of the time.
Was this an excuse to draw retts positively ginormous muscles? No comment.
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Random sdr doodles to say.. WERE SO BACK GUYS WOOHOO SDR SDR IN TWO HOURS RAGHHH I LOVE STARDUST RHAPSODY (also ft my pykerett fanbaby astra (no mpreg was involved guys they found her on a mission ok byeeeeeee))
Saw an edit of an Iron fist skin and couldnt help myself,,,
Pyke in monk robes and a love-struck Rett. Thats the pitch.
Something interesting about PykeRett is that they are both equally overprotective of each other just that we only really see Rett having to swoop in to save Pyke because he goes down a lot more than Rett does because Rett is a fucking UNIT.
Like I don’t think Rett has gone down at all in all 8 episodes of anthem and i can’t remember if he ever did in overture. Meanwhile Pyke has already gone down 2/3 times in anthem, god knows how many in overture.
Cuz Pyke is a martial class and he gets really into peoples business, Rett has a higher ac than him i think? About the same hp and is also a ranged fighter!! He can keep his distance from people and also summon a BLACK HOLE at will,,, Let’s not forget that he’s one of the healers of the group, if his hp gets down he can just fix himself up no prob.
Rett seems a lot more insane abt Pyke because he gets more chances to be and because he’s a lot louder but I think Pyke also shows his overprotectiveness of Rett in every fight.
Pyke immediately goes in into peoples faces but a lot of the time checks on Rett first, gives him a nod/ a look, tells him something whatever, in the last episode when Andy said he “made a terrible decision in character” because Pyke would never leave Rett alone in battle (mmm crumbs) I think its because Pyke quite literally tries to be a human shield and take as much attention off of Rett and into himself. Pretty sure he gets to do it on the first fight of anthem, originally Glup seemed to be targeting Pyke while Quibly went for Rett but soon enough Pyke because enough of a nuisance that he got both their attention set up on him.
Or maybe im crazy idk.
Very low effort shit posts I had stuck in my brain and couldn’t stop thinking about. SDR please come back from the war.
Something I enjoy thinking about is that Pyke and Rett are actually married and it’s just never brought up, neither between them or between the crew because their approach to married life is the same approach they’ve had to their relationship for years.
I picture that a few years after taking Dandy in, Pyke suddenly had an insomniac epiphany and asked Rett to marry him in the most nonchalant way imaginable and it actually melted Rett’s heart.
After that they would just continue with their life, there was always a next bounty, a new crew member, or just something going on so they never formalized their marriage and stayed as fiancés for like 20 years.
Pyke saved up some of his money to buy Rett a ring meanwhile Rett made Pyke a ring out of scrap metal from an actual ship so it would resist his solar powers.
Sometimes when Rett is piloting and Pyke is there to give him company they would talk about what they would want for the wedding, things like what would they serve as food? What cake do they want? Who gets to dip who? Etc. It’s not something they actually believe will happen, it’s more of just a fun fantasy to have.
Then at some point they’re in some sort of Vegas esque planet and they decide to finally get the marriage thing over with. Rett comes up to Kavir’s to ask him to be his man of honor and Kavir actually stares in disbelief and asks “you two aren’t married?”
They have the shittiest Vegas wedding with a pastor that is dressed like some intergalactic rock star, Hank is the ring bearer. Dandy is the flower girl.
There is a picture of Rett carrying Pyke, princess style while the crew tries to kill each other over the plastic bouquet Pyke threw after the ceremony. It’s framed and hanged in the Rhapsody’s living room along with a picture of each crew member’s first birthday aboard the ship.
In a perfect world when they get to the prismatic pathway Pyke randomly drops the fact he’s married onto Khan and immediately gets strangled.