you are such a stupid fucking faggot why do you worship the devil turn to jesus you stupid cunt you aren't actually a boy you're just a delusional girl stop reading gay sex and go read the bible you bitch
"stop reading gay sex and go read the bible" bitch what do you think the bible is
headcanons about leo valdez (staring at you autistically)
YIPEEEEE YIPEEEEEE
his gender and sexuality are just like. whatevers funniest in the moment. he can be gay, aroace, a raging lesbian, nonbinary, a dude, a girl, etc depending on if the bit calls for it.
practically lives off of coke and dr pepper
definitely had a phase where he was like. really into fnaf lore.
as a kid he used to want to be a baseball player
had crushes on practically everyone in the seven at some point
if you hand him the aux cord he will be putting on beyonce or lady gaga
has really bad separation anxiety
pretty much constantly listening to music to distract himself from his thoughts
TRANSMASC LUKE TRANSMASC LUKE TRANSMASC LUKE. i have. so many thoughts about transmasc luke actually. like. i feel like wanting to build your own family thats better than your birth family is very often a queer and more specifically trans thing? (i also have thoughts about transfem thalia and genderfluid annabeth but this is about luke right now okay) also theres alot of angst opportunity with his parents. imagine hermes not really recognizing luke as his son until its too late, until luke resents him. imagine luke realizing his mom will always just see him as her little girl. alsooooo i feel like luke would be such a good queer mentor figure to the other kids in the hermes cabin. like. hes definitely helped more than one kid out with a gender crisis plus i feel like hed definitely steal binders, trans tape, etc for the other trans kids at camp half blood. i actually have alot of thoughts about luke specifically being a queer mentor figure to percy who is also transmasc in my brain
do u have any song ideas for if there were more pjo musicals?
HI ACK OKAY OKAY OKAY YES YES I DO
keep in mind this is all just what i came up with after like five minutes of thinking abt it and also its like 2am rn do not take any of this too seriously
sea of monsters:
okay actually the plot of sea of monsters has like. completely left my mind so i dont really have many ideas here. except for the fact that i think circe deserves a song and also tree on the hill reprise at the end sung by thalia.
the titans curse:
THALIA LUKE DUET THALIA LUKE DUET THALIA LUKE DUET- also !!!! it would be really fun to have a song for the scene with thalia percy nico and the hunters riding in apollos sun chariot. bianca and nico being shown around camp through song would be fun. OOOH OOOH AND A HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS VS CAMP HALF BLOOD CAMPERS SONG. also a song that has the same vibes as drive from the tlt musical but instead of percy grover and annabeth its percy grover thalia zoë and bianca. it would also be silly to have a song thats just bianca slowly realizing that she isnt from this century. also obviously my boy nico should get to show up in multiple songs and maybe have a really angsty song with percy when percy tells him bianca is dead.
battle of the labryinth:
again i dont remember much of the plot here oops. uhm give my boy ethan nakamura a song, rachel and annabeth arguing over song would be fun, a percy and calypso song would be fun, obviously there has to be a song for when percy opens the golden sarcophagus to see lukes body. OH ALSO THE APOLLO CABIN CAMPERS TRYING TO CHEER EVERYONE UP WITH A CAMPFIRE SONG AFTER THE BATTLE OF THE LABRYINTH.
the last olympian:
dear lord most of the song ideas i can think of here are just. depressing lmao. silenas death scene should be a song obviously, PERCY AND ETHAN ARGUING OVER SONG (look im the number one percy x ethan shipper okay), thalia luke annabeth flashback song, lukes death should be a song obviously, percy turning down immortality and instead forcing the gods to be better parents should be a song, oooh a song at the end back at camp half blood after the battle of manhattan with everyone reflecting on whats happening and whos been lost would be fun.