hey y’all i’ve been a meteorology nerd since i was 8 so i’m gonna talk about the cool meteorlogical shit i like
sundogs!!! this is when the sun looks like it has a smaller sun on each side of it like a little whore(affectionate). these happen when light refracts through ice crystals. the sun has to be on the fuckin horizon for this shit to happen, so this shit only happens at sunrise and sunset
circumzenithal arcs! these happen when you take a rainbow and turn it ass-over-tits. these little fuckers are also caused by light refracting through ice crystals and they happen really fuckin high up in the sky
fuckign. solar tornadoes!!! they’re caused by the sun’s hot flowing gas and magnetic fields. these fuckers are really goddamn fast- as in, they can reach speeds upwards of 180-FUCKING-THOUSAND MPH!!! they’re also the size of the gotdamn EARTH
rogue waves! these fuckers are a singular wave that’s at least twice as tall as the significant wave height(that’s the mean wave height for the area). they can be caused by one wave catching up to another, a wave reconnecting on the other side of an island, and plain old high-ass fuckin wind gusts
volcanic weather! some volcanoes create such a large cloud that they can cause their own weather! these include tornadoes and even fuckmothering rain
fire whirls! also called “firenadoes”, these little shits are caused by some of the same fuckery that causes solar tornadoes: hot-as-shit whirling gases. though these bitches also need some wind and a body of water covered in a flammable liquid to get going
THUNDERSNOW. yes, you read that correctly. thundersnow happens when the ground temperature is unusually warm during a snowstorm. there’s an epic video of well-known meteorologist Jim Cantore going absolutely batshit over experiencing this in Boston














