Chili Con Carnival Fake-Out
It was a hilarious prank. Legendary even. Cartman's brilliance had struck once again and the prank master would come out on top with everyone telling him what a savage he was.
It had started when Cartman spotted Butters's parents pumping gas into their car with some large bags in the backseat. Cartman had waddled up to them and asked what they were up to. A vacation they said. Just a week get-away and then they'd be back.
The thought of "It would be so funny if they never came back" popped into Eric's head, which was then quickly followed by, "It would be even funnier if I made Butters think they'll never come back." And so, he went to scheming.
Getting his hands on pig's blood and guts was easy. Gaining access to Butters's home while he was asleep? Also easy. He'd been friends with the guy since they were kids. Cartman knew his routines like the back of his hand.
He snuck in and threw a bucket filled with pungent, red fluid and viscera over Mr. and Mrs. Stotch's bed. Next, he went to smearing and pouring more blood from their room, down the hallway and into the rest of the house, creating a horrible, horrible sight. Finally, he set to work making a mess of the place, knocking over and smashing whatever he could without waking up Butters.
The final step was to run out while leaving the front door open. Voila, he had the perfect prank.
It was so funny the way that Butters seemed so devastated. It took so much of Eric's willpower to not laugh as he pretended to comfort him. Everyone would think this was all so hilarious once the Stotch parents came home. Sure, Butters would be butt hurt and throw a pity party but he always got over it.
He always did.
Right?
@solarissolace