#soldier-lings

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Inside the Toy Soldier there’s just a series of smaller ones, like a Russian doll. They have progressively higher voices which with the biggest one already being a soprano makes them stray very soon into nightcore territory, and then audible only to dogs. However the rest of the crew finds it extremely unsettling to see all the little ones following the big one single file, so it usually doesn’t let them out, because it’s polite.

THIS IS NOT SHITTY HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT THE SOLDIER AN ITS SOLDIER-LINGS

im crying this is so cute and I can't draw it and I want to so badly!! I would love more head cannons about the soldier-lings please if anyone has them🥺

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Some of the mechs gave nicknames to their soldierlings to keep track of them.

Tim: Staplegun Jim

Jonny: Little Fucker

Nastya: маленький

Brian: Sport

Raphealla: The One That Won’t Stop Screaming

Feel free to add more

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ok but that means that eventually a soldierling would be so small and dense that it would form a black hole

I think we all knew deep down this was true didn't we? It was only a matter of time till the little fuckers consumed everything. the same way they've consumed my blog and all of our thoughts

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i am a bit late, but i loved them and was sad that i cannot draw, but then I remembered i am kinda semi okay at editing lol, so here

[[Fuck yeah this slaps]]

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Raphaella sometimes deputizes the soldierlings as lab assistants in her experiments. This does not go well for anyone involved. Raphaella does not learn from her mistakes.

Mistakes are just unexpected science <3

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Each of the Soldierlings look up to and mimic a band member. They have a habit of following their prefered band member around like a duckling. Tim, Ashes, Marius and Raphaella love this fact and have taken their Soldieling under their wing. Jonny just shoots his, and was very suprised when his shot him back. Brian and Ivy haven actully noticed theirs.

Bro, I can't deal with this it's so cute what the hell

The one that follows nastya is the one that's full of spider eggs, idk why I just feel it

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One time Jonny’s soldierling called him “dad” and Jonny promptly shot it

[[Bruh I'm gonna cry this is so funny, little fucker was definitely doing it on purpose because it knew how jonny feels about dads]]

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This is NOT a shitty headcanon HOWEVER: All the soldierlings are trans. All of them. And none of them are the same gender. They also can just sorta. Carve their bodies into their ideal form