“It was a very long way to this fishing ground, but for Solid the trip was usually well worth it. The Curious Squid was very small, harmless, difficult to find and reckoned by connoisseurs to have the foulest taste of any creature in the world. This made them very much in demand in a certain kind of restaurant where highly skilled chefs made, with great care, dishes containing no trace of the squid whatsoever. Solid Jackson’s problem was that tonight, a moonless night in the spawning season, when the squid were especially curious about everything, the chef seemed to have been at work on the sea itself.”
- Jingo, pg. 1-2 by Terry Pratchett
















