Fly or teleport, live in 1800's or 2500's, live in the Pokémon world or a world where everyone is anthro, go to jail for 20 years or be a fugitive, be an extrovert or introvert, have to sleep 16+ hours to be fully rested or have insomnia, have to give a speech to thousands of people in 3 days unprepared or take a test that determines your life in 1 day you didn't study for, be an Absol or have an Absol, oreos or chocolate chip cookies, and last but not least, soup or salad?
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Fly. teleporting scares me because do you just stop existing and have a clone of you take your place where “you” teleported to? freaky.
2500′s. Miss me with that racism/sexism/etc bullshit. Otherwise, I might have to think about it.
Kind of depends on whether or not people can be their fursonas with all of their attributes and powers bc if so, imma go to the Pokémon world and not be crushed to death by some stupid macro, or be a victim of some other weird shit
fugitive bc aren’t prisons just hellholes where law is absent and no one actually cares if you’re raped to all hell
introvert
wow both of those are impressively terrible. 16+ hours because I need my lucid dreams that badly
definitely the speech bc people don’t have to like me
Easy. be an Absol
cookies
soup. what’s a salad? unless it can be any kind of salad I guess














