#soliduslion

[paxonia]

In other news, I tried playing Crypto for the first time earlier.

And I have a tendency to just kinda gush over characters I like in games. Catch me cooing about how cute I find Lifeline, and melting at how pretty and soothing Bangalore and Bloodhound's voices are, and crying over Mirage just in general because im love he--

ANYWAY, it's no surprise that I saw Crypto in the skin that I have equipped for him and I just went "God, he's pretty."

'Cause he is.

But I was caught off guard when Lion fuckin'-- "You play exclusively pretty characters."

And like....where is the lie though? Call me out for being a pansexual disaster, honestly.

[whatimpunsexual]

@soliduslion asked me to draw “k a m i n a” so I drew him but I warn I have never seen this show. I have listened to the theme song and I had Pax send me pictures of this guy.

[paxonia]

Me, unmuting my mic: Hello.

...

Me: Hewwooo? Is anybody theeere?

Fiddles: No!

Lion: Not after that there's not.

Me, laughing as he leaves the party:

[paxonia]

It be like that sometimes

[paxonia]

Lion, as Ana: *nails McCree with his sleep dart*

Me, playing Ashe:

Me, looking at McCree:

Me, casually dropping dynamite by his head:

Lion, noticing and laughing as I run away: oh no, poor McCree

[paxonia]

I got Red Dead Redemption 2 today

[paxonia]

Also the ac is on and Lion has been freezing because his blanket was too small. (I was also cold, but to a lesser extent because big blanket and long sleeves)

Come to find out, now that the sun's rising, that there was another blanket behind us this whole fuckin time pffff

[paxonia]

(Whispered conversation)

Me: We need to stop-- I need to go back to reading.

Lion: I wish I could read.

Me, opening my mouth: ....

Me: ...I was going to say I could get you your phone, but then I realized that was another illiteracy joke.

Lion: *stifling laughter, confirming my suspicions*

Me: *stifles my own*