#solomon devilgram

[transcriptobeyme]

An Afternoon for Bonding Devilgram

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L3V1: Should we be seeing this?!

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*HOL foyer*

*sound of MC’s footsteps*

*fade to MC’s bedroom*

???: zzz... zzz... 

*MC’s footsteps, walking closer to bed*

Solomon: *adorably happy smile, eyes closed, relaxed in sleep* zzz… zzz… 

Shake him awake.

*camera shake*

Solomon: *eyes fly open, wide and panicky* Huh?! Who’s that?! ...*eyes light up, smiles in delight* Oh hey, Chise. I didn’t know you were back. *sheepish* Sorry, I must have dozed off.

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2. Leave the room for now.

*MC’s footsteps leave, fade to HOL foyer again*

*time skip*

Solomon: *opens MC's bedroom door, smiling, waving* Hey, Chise. Welcome home.

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2. A) Don’t you have anything to say for yourself?

Solomon: *sheepish, guilty smile* ...Sorry for entering your room without permission. *cute, forgive-me pout* ...And for dozing off in here.

2. B) Hey, Solomon.

Solomon: I was actually hoping to surprise you when you got home… *pouty* but it seems like I dozed off while waiting for you. Mission failed. *raises hand, grinning innocently* Obviously, I haven’t touched anything in your room, so don’t worry.

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*small time skip, both back in MC’s room*

Solomon: I came here to ask you about something, but you were out. At first, I was going to come back later, but then Asmodeus suggested I wait here for you. *pleased, innocent smile* And, well, here we are.

You looked pretty comfy.

Solomon: *sheepish smile* I was. It’s been a while since I had such a good sleep.

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2. Jeez, you startled me.

Solomon: Well, that was the intention, so I guess it kind of worked. *teasing hum of disappointment* It’s a shame I didn’t get to see your reaction since I was sleeping, though.

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Solomon: I’ve been staying up late a lot recently, so I really ought to be more careful.

Have you been doing research again?

Solomon: *shakes head, humming* Not quite. But it’s something just as exciting, so I was wondering if you’d like to join me.

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2. Do you want me to help you so you can get more sleep?

Solomon: *sweet laugh, amused* Sharp as always, Chise. That’s the idea. “Help” isn’t quite the right word, though. The plan is to have fun together.

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Solomon: That’s why I came over to ask you out. *eyes crinkle* Why don’t we go somewhere else so I can explain things to you?

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Belphie: Are there books about sleep?

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*bookstore*

Solomon: Well, we’re here. Are you sure you aren’t tired after all that walking? This bookstore is kind of in the middle of nowhere. It’s basically a hole in the wall. I wanted to come here because they’re hosting a curio book fair for a limited time...which I find pretty fascinating.

I don’t see anything out of the ordinary.

Solomon: You would think so, right? *chuckles in delight* That’s what makes this event so interesting.

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2. What do you mean by “curio”?

Solomon: The word curio applies to things that are rare or unusual in the human world, right? *chuckles* However, in this case, I would say these books are more bizarre than anything else.

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Solomon: You don’t choose the books you want to read at this event. Rather, the books choose you. Essentially, the books will call out to whoever they deem fit to read them. That explanation alone probably doesn’t make much sense, so why don’t we see how it works for ourselves? 

––––– Route 1

Solomon: Are there any books you’re interested in, Chise?

I’m curious about that book with the red spine.

Solomon: *perks up with a pleased sound, grinning* You noticed it, too, huh? That book will only allow people whose magic is strong enough to read it. Let’s pick it up and see what happens.

*pause to pick up book*

Solomon: The title of the book is “Healthy Habits You Can Start Today to Cultivate Your Magical Powers.”

A) “Healthy habits”? Isn’t it a little too late for that?

Solomon: *chuckles in amusement* It seems kind of irrelevant when you’re living in the Devildom, doesn’t it? I know it’s not that obvious from the title, though.

B) It’s not as wishy-washy as it sounds, though, is it?

Solomon: *pleased smile* Not at all. Depending on how you use it, this book could utterly destroy you.

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Solomon: This book includes concrete and specific ways you can cultivate your magical potential. However, that only applies to a handful of people whose magic is strong enough. You’ll most likely hurt yourself if you try to force yourself to read it or attempt the methods listed in it, so I’ll leave it at that for now.

––––– Route 2

Solomon: Are there any books you’re interested in, Chise?

2. How about this book with a black spine?

Solomon: *intrigued* “The Demon’s Companion,” you say?

*Solomon pauses to open it*

Solomon: *surprised* That’s strange. This book won’t let me read it. Can you try and open it, Chise?

*flips through pages*

Solomon: *smiles* Looks like it worked for you. Why don’t you try reading it?

*small time skip*

Solomon: *hums thoughtfully, nodding genially* I see... So this book is about a demon and a human who travel the Devildom together and deepen their bond over the course of their journey. Perhaps the key to unlocking this book is the strength of the bonds with the demons you have a pact with. *chuckles, clearly envious* I’m not sure if I should feel proud or envious of you, Chise.

––––– End Routes

Solomon: *holds up hand for display* This is the book I wanted to show you, by the way. Because of how this book works, I need your cooperation to open it.

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ButlerBarb: I was a black alpaca you say?

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Solomon: This book is called “Demonic Methods to Deepen Connection and Build Stronger Relationships.” Let’s see if we can open this book first. Ready? And…go!

*Solomon and Chise open book together*

Solomon: *excited* It worked…! *chuckles, grinning* Just as I thought. I knew I could rely on you, Chise. *flirtatiously sly* In order to unlock this book, you have to open it with someone with whom you share a deep mutual trust.

You’re right. It had to be me.

Solomon: *laughs sweetly* Exactly. As my apprentice, I’m sure you must have faith in me...and I have absolute faith in you. *eyes crinkle* That’s why I was certain we could open this book together.

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2. You have trust in me?

Solomon: Is that so surprising to you? *smiles fondly* In any case, I trust you more than anyone else. Besides...the fact that this book opened for us must mean that deep down, you secretly trust me, too, right? *chuckles* At least, that’s what I’d like to believe.

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Solomon: This book contains a spell to deepen our connection. I’d been curious about this book ever since someone told me about it a while ago, but I couldn’t do anything on my own. Why don’t we try out the spell together?

What’s there to try?

Solomon: It’s true that we have a strong connection, but...I’d like to get to know you even more, Chise.

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2. Why can’t we just deepen our bond bit by bit?

Solomon: Well, I’m not saying we can’t… I just figured we have what it takes to attempt a unique challenge like this, you know?

2. A) It does sound intriguing.

Solomon: *delighted* Right? I knew you’d get me. Of course, I’m interested in seeing whether this spell will actually deepen our bond, but… *smiles sweetly* …personally, I also find meaning in trying it out with you.

2. B) Sure, if that’s what you want.

Solomon: *delighted laugh, eyes crinkling* Thanks. In return, I’ll go along with whatever you want to do the next time I get a chance.

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Solomon: *happily* I guess we’ll be buying this book then. Let’s have a look around to see if we find anything else that catches our attention. Let me know if you find anything interesting, okay?

Pick up “Do’s and Don’ts in the Kitchen: The Essence of Cooking.”

Solomon: *intrigued nod* Well, will you look at that? If I remember correctly, this is a classic cookbook that’s been around for quite a while. Can I try opening it?

*Solomon tries to open it*

*…black smoke appears*

Solomon: …*frowns* The pages are all obscured by smoke. I guess that means it doesn’t want me to read it. *oblivious smile* Well, it was calling you and not me, after all. Here, you try.

*opens book, dazzling bokeh lighting effect*

Solomon: ...I can smell something delicious from the book this time. You can see what recipes are included too. ...It says, “You have what it takes to cook this dish.” *smiles* Why don’t we get this book and see if Simeon and the others can open it too?

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2. Pick up “Zoological Fortune-Telling: Devildom Edition.”

Solomon: That one’s fun. Try opening it, Chise.

*opens book, flash of white*

Solomon: *smiles approvingly* Looks like you got a jet-black dolphin. This book essentially categorizes its readers into different animal types and tells your fortune based on the animal you get. It says here that jet-black dolphins are peaceful beings who easily befriend and get along with anyone. *laughs fondly* They’re right, you know.

Solomon: I got a hell cockatoo, by the way. Apparently, I’m a troublemaker who bewilders people with my hexes and curses. They’re not wrong, I guess.

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*fade to Purgatory Hall, Solomon’s bedroom*

Solomon: *excited* There were so many interesting books that I almost didn’t realize what time it was. The fun isn’t over yet, though. We’re just getting started. Let’s put this bond-deepening spell to the test, shall we?

*opens book*

Solomon: What does it say...? *confused, uncertain* Wait, really...?

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Beelzeburger: You should have invited me.

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Solomon: Well, we’re all set to go now. *hums in confusion* I never imagined this spell would require a strong pot of herbal tea, thick honey, and delicious cookies, though…

These are clearly ingredients for a tea party.

Solomon: You think so too, huh, Chise? We did follow all the instructions to a tee, though, so it should be correct.

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2. I feel like something exciting is about to happen!

Solomon: *uncertain* Like a tea party, you mean? Because that’s what this looks like to me. The book did say this spell was for strengthening the bond with your partner, so maybe this is where the magic begins.

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Solomon: All that’s left now is to chant this incantation out loud. Anyway, let’s complete the ritual and see what happens. Okay, Chise. Repeat after me.

––––– Route 1

Solomon: We hereby bid upon each other’s bond to manifest.

We hereby bid upon each other’s bond to manifest.

*flash of white, bokeh lighting illuminates room*

Solomon: *eyes widen, taken aback* What’s this…? The cookies turned into sandwiches, and the herbal tea transformed into sleepgrass. I have no idea why that happened, but I guess it means the spell worked.

A) Maybe they’re telling you to rest.

Solomon: *surprised* Are you saying our bond manifested in this way because you were worried about me? *smiles sweetly* Then I take it the sandwiches mean you want me to eat proper, healthier meals...and the sleepgrass means you want me to get more rest. *eyes crinkle in delight* If we interpret it that way, then these are a perfect manifestation of our bond.

B) Are they trying to tell us to rest?

Solomon: I guess they’re saying “try remedying your lifestyle habits first before going about proving the strength of your bond.” Hmm, this isn’t what I had in mind… *easygoing smile* Still, it’s not every day you have a spell watch out for your well-being, so… *chuckles* This is fun in its own way.

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Solomon: In any case, I’ll make sure to get proper rest today. But you know, there are many more spells in this book that we haven’t tried yet. I’d like to read the books we bought today and visit that bookshop with you again.

Solomon: *eyes crinkle happily* There are still so many things I want to do, so I hope we can spend time together again once I’ve rested up. *fond head shake* There’s never a dull moment when I’m with you, Chise. *happy sparkles, smiling wide* I’m looking forward to it.

/end

––––– Route 2

Solomon: We hereby bid upon each other’s bond to manifest.

2. We hereby bid upon both of our bonds to manifest.

Solomon: *gasps in alarm* Chise, that’s not what the book sa—

*flash of white, bokeh lighting effect*

Solomon: *surprised* Huh? The spell is activating…

*room fills with black smoke, goofy music*

Solomon: *watches on, a bit perplexed* ...What on earth? *winces* The cookies have transformed into a whole roast headless dragon, and the honey turned into devil sauce. It must be because you said the incantation incorrectly.

2. A) I did that on purpose.

Solomon: *blinks* You did? *sighs, light teacher-mode scolding** There’s no telling what might happen if you mess up an incantation. Don’t be too reckless, okay? …*sheepish smile, doting chuckle* That said, I can relate to the feeling of wanting to find out.

2. B) It wasn’t supposed to turn out like this.

Solomon: *grimly* Well, I’m glad nothing dangerous like our tea party exploding happened. That said, the slightest change in wording can result in the spell manifesting in entirely unexpected ways. *rare little scolding of concern* As my apprentice, you should always be mindful of that, okay?

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Solomon: Well, I didn’t expect to get such a feast. *grimaces* This is way too much food for the two of us… And I bet we’ll get tired of eating just whole roast headless dragon if the only seasoning is devil sauce. *smiles* I know. Why don’t we invite Simeon and Luke? I’m sure they can think of different ways of eating this. *chuckles, eager* If we’re going to have a tea party, we might as well have fun until the end, right?

/end

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Text chat: Gather 'Round, Bookworms (from 34)

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Satan: Let’s go to the bookstore.

Levi: 🤨

Levi: I don’t mind, but…

Levi: Now? Why?

Satan: Solomon told me about this bookstore that’s holding a fascinating event.

Satan: I’d like to see what it’s like.

Levi: I don’t get why you’re inviting ME, though.

Satan: Evidently, the event is a curio book fair that revolves around rare and unusual books.

Satan: I thought you might be interested in that type of thing.

Levi: 😳

Levi: Just because I’m an otaku doesn’t mean I’m interested in ALL forms of sub-culture, you know.

Satan: Are you not coming along, then?

Levi: Oh, I’m coming all right.

Satan: 😆

Levi: 😉

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Text chat: The Search Continues (from Solomon)

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Solomon: I told Luke about the spell that strengthens your bond with your partner, and apparently…

Solomon: …the spells in “Demonic Methods to Deepen Connection and Build Stronger Relationships” are all minor ones for when you’re just starting out.

Solomon: That was when I remembered that Luke was the one who told me about the book in the first place.

Solomon: I’d completely forgotten about that.

Solomon: Anyway, I lent that book to Luke…

Solomon: …so let’s look for something with more powerful spells in it that we can do together next time.

We might as well try out a curse this time.

Solomon: 😳

Solomon: Did something happen?

Solomon: You can talk to me if you want to.

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2. No thanks. I just know it won’t end well.

Solomon: 😳

Solomon: It’ll be OK as long as we choose together.

Solomon: I’ll do my best to choose books with spells that are purely for enjoyment.

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3. Only if they’re not dangerous.

Solomon: I say we look for spells similar to the one we did, only more potent.

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Solomon: I’d like to find a good book the next time we visit the bookstore.

Solomon: We should research what books are available beforehand.

Solomon: 👋

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NB exclusive text chat: Mephisto's Hidden Motives (from Asmo Night(4))

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Unearned. 

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Wanderers’ Whereabouts: Kindness? Malice?

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Unearned.

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Wanderers’ Whereabouts: An Occasional Sweet Break

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Unearned.

[nerdy-talks]

So I finally got around to reading this Devilgram :

And it proved to be quite interesting, to say the least.

Perhaps I'm wrong, but it definitely sounds like Solomon's first encounter with Asmodeus and the pact they entered into is what caused this entire incident.

Solomon is the biggest tease, I swear. But that only makes me love him more TwT

And I love Barbatos for being so upfront lol

I also found this funny :

Again.... Those brothers. He says those brothers!

Solomon is upset they interrupted his date with MC, so his response is to try and jinx them. But don't worry! It's for "scientific purposes". Because that's totally believable *sarcasm*

Solomon the Petty Sorcerer xD

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

in which the angels want nothing more than to see solomon cry ...but solomon's only weak spot is mc 😌

a lot of the options in this devilgram were honestly just hilarious

[transcriptobeyme]

The Effects of a Toast Devilgram

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Happy Birthday Solomon!

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Mammoney: Solomon’s in a good mood.

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*Purgatory Hall living room*

Asmo: *beaming with excitement* Happy birthday, Solomon!

Belphie: *shakes head with a sigh, exasperated* How many times has he said that already?

Levi: *amused head shake* I stopped counting after twenty lol.

Beel: *smiles* I want to congratulate him too… but I’m too busy eating, so I’m glad Asmo is doing it for me.

Belphie: *smiles dotingly* That’s the spirit, Beel.

Levi: *doubtful side-eye* Is it?

Asmo: *giggles, waves* Heeeeey, Devildom! It’s time to celebrate Solomon’s birthdaaaaay!

Mammon: Sheesh, don’t shout out the windows!

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Oh my. Your glass is empty again, Solomon. I could have sworn I just poured you one.

Solomon: *laughs cheerfully* Hehe, I guess the Demonus just tastes better than usual tonight. I can’t stop drinking it.

Diavolo: *chuckles* Tonight’s a special brew, after all. Shall I pour you another?

Solomon: *genial nod* Thanks, Diavolo. Despite being the future Demon King, you’re so friendly to a mere exchange student. *smiles sweetly* I’ve always respected you for being so tolerant and open-minded…

Diavolo: *sheepish smile* Please, you embarrass me with your praise.

Barbatos: *nods* And besides, Solomon the Wise is hardly a mere exchange student. I am honoured to hear that you so respect the Young Master.

Solomon: *cheerful smile* And you know what? I’m also proud to have a pact with a demon who serves him so faithfully.

Barbatos: *wide-eyed pause, taken aback* *blushes, looks away* Oh my… 

Luke: *worried head tilt* Isn’t Solomon acting a bit…strange?

He seems to be enjoying his birthday.

Satan: *nods* I don’t think I’ve ever seen him lavish praise on anyone besides Chise.

Simeon: *amused smile* yeah, he complimented me as well just now.

Raphael: Me too.

Luke: *eyes widen* Then, do you think he’ll say something nice about me, too?!

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2. Is he drunk…?

Lucifer: *doubtful head shake* On Demonus? Impossible.

Asmo: *giggles* Maybe he’s just drunk on birthday vibes.

Beel: *nods, smiling* He does look happy.

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Solomon: *laughs cheerfully, eyes crinkling* To think I’d get to spend my birthday like this. I must be the luckiest guy in the Devildom.

*time skip*

*RAD stairwell*

Solomon: *friendly smile* Hello, Chise. I was just looking for you. I found a nice looking restaurant. Would you like to check it out? Consider it thanks for helping me out the other day.

You don’t need to thank me.

Solomon: *amused head shake* Come on, don’t be like that. You know I’m just looking for an excuse to spend time with you, right?

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2. Sure!

Solomon: Great! The food and atmosphere is supposed to be really good, so I think it’ll be worth your time.

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AsmoBaby: I wanted to go too.

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*fancy restaurant*

Solomon: This place looks just as nice as the reviews said. This is my first time coming here, but the concept of the restaurant is supposed to be ‘evoking surprise and delight.’ They achieve this through a mysterious atmosphere and meals that make use of rare ingredients.

Solomon: Apparently, they even use things from the human world and the Celestial Realm. I can’t wait to see what they’ll do with the human world ingredients. *cheerful chuckle* Maybe I can memorize the flavour profile and recreate the dishes at home later. I’m sure everyone would love it.

...

Solomon: *blinks in confusion, concerned* …Chise? Why are you closing your eyes? Are you…meditating? *cheerful smile returns* Oh, I get it. You’re mentally preparing yourself for the surprise and delight. What an excellent attitude.

–––– Route 1

Solomon: By the way…there’s a couple of course options available. What would you like to try?

The friends’ course.

Solomon: All right, let’s go with that.

*time skip*

Solomon: Here it is. Hm? *confused frown* We can’t start eating yet? *pause* *eyes widen, taken aback* Oooh! There are tiny demons adding the finishing touches before our eyes. Isn’t that something?

–––– Route 2

Solomon: By the way…there’s a couple of course options available. What would you like to try?

2. The couple’s course.

Solomon: *straightens, smiling in delight* You must have read my mind. I was thinking the same thing. Let’s flag down a waiter.

*time skip*

Solomon: Here come the hors d’oeuvres. It says that a confession of love is required to add the sauce. *chuckles happily* What an amusing twist. I’ll go first.

Solomon: *grows soft, serious* ...*blushing eye contact* Chise, you’re irreplaceable to me. I can’t imagine a life without you anymore... *smiles tenderly* I love you.

2. A) I think I’m blushing...

Solomon: *fond little laugh* The red on your cheeks is all the answer I need.

2. B) I love you, Solomon!

Solomon: *nods, smiling happily* Straight to the point and straight to my heart.

*heart effects, bokeh lighting bloom*

Solomon: *eyes widen in surprise* Look at that… The sauce bottle opened. It’s drawing a heart in midair. *smiles, delighted* That’s sure to put a smile on any couple’s faces.

Solomon: *sincere, flirty eye contact* I wonder if I’ll be able to hear some more words of love from you later. *chuckles, eyes crinkling* I’ll be waiting.

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*time skip*

Solomon: The aperitif Demonus was good, but it looks like they’ve brought something different this time. Apparently, it’s a special brew. I think this calls for another toast. *smiles, fond eye contact* To the fateful encounter of two humans in the Devildom! *sheepish amusement* Too dramatic?

*glasses clink*

*sipping*

Solomon: …Hm? *raises brows* This Demonus tastes like…

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DDSimeon: Are you drunk, Solomon?

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Solomon: *intrigued* It contains the sap of a silver birch tree. It must be Snow Demonus.

A silver birch tree?

Solomon: It’s a rare tree that grows in the Celestial Realm. The sap is quite sweet, and there’s even a legend that those who drink it receive a divine blessing. Or at least, it’s delicious enough to make you think so. Of course, that’s only sales talk. An actual blessing would be toxic to demons.

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2. It’s delicious!

Solomon: It tastes a bit different from your everyday Demonus, doesn’t it? I’ll have to be careful not to drink too much.

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Solomon: That reminds me, I think we drank some of this at the birthday party as well. Diavolo must have prepared it for us. *smiles, delighted* It’s very hard to get hold of, so we should count ourselves lucky to be able to drink it twice in a row.

Solomon: Things have really been going our way lately, haven’t they? *giggles* Hehe. I know. *smiles flirtatiously* They must have brought this out because you’re so beautiful, huh? *grins, teasing* Hehe. That’s gotta be it.

Solomon: *blinks in surprise* Wow, I’ve already finished my glass. Better get another.

*pouring sound effect*

Solomon: *face flushed pink, earnest gaze of awe* …*smiles softly* You really are beautiful. S’like you’re always shining, y’know? No wonder the brothers are so obsessed with you. *blushes, gaze worshipping* ...S’no fluke either. I know you put a lot of…hic…effort in every day… *looks aside, dropping eye contact in awe* Y’never back down from anything… You’ve got heart, guts, and brains to boot… It’s… It’s…

Solomon: *smiles to himself* Anyway, everything about you is incredible. *tender affection* You’re really… …dazzling.

Are you drunk?

Solomon: *flushes* Hm? Me? *breaks into sweet laughter, eyes crinkling in amusement* Pfft, haha. No way. Humans can’t get drunk on Demonus.

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2. You’re even more dazzling.

Solomon: *smiles gratefully, tender* That’s sweet of you to say. But I assure you, I admire you even more.

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Solomon: *very happy sparkling, grinning* Ah, this was fun. So fun that I’m feeling woozy. Come to think of it, I felt like this at the party as well. Maybe it’s a side effect of having too much fun.

That’s so cute!

Solomon: Hehe, you’re even cuter! *flirtatious* If you don’t believe me, we could take turns complimenting each other’s cuteness? Haha. Kidding, kidding. *smirks* That’s a contest I’m sure to win.

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2. Are you sure it’s not the Snow Demonus?

Solomon: *nods* That’s an interesting thought. *self-conscious blush* We drank Snow Demonus at the party as well, so perhaps…? *head shake, laugh of denial* Hahaha. No. My brain isn’t working right now.

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Solomon: *happy, relaxed* Let’s just forget about everything else and enjoy this time together.

*time skip*

*outside HOL*

Solomon: *smiles* Thanks for coming out with me tonight, Chise. Time sure flies when you’re having fun. I still feel like I’m in a dream. Well, see you… *trips, eyes widen* Whoa… *laughs heartily* Haha, I nearly tripped over my own feet.

Why don’t you rest for a bit at the House of Lamentation?

Solomon: *smiles gratefully* I don’t think I could get myself back home like this, so I’ll take you up on that. A bit of water should get me back to normal.

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2. Can you make it back home by yourself…?

Solomon: I wish I could say that I could…but I don’t want you to worry, so could I rest up for a bit at the House of Lamentation?

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*fade to HOL foyer*

Asmo: *wide-eyed gawking* Whaaaaat?!

Belphie: *glaring* Shut it, Asmo.

Asmo: But…but…Solomon and Chise…just stumbled in here leaning on each other!

Satan: *scowls in outrage* What?!

Levi: *dumbfounded shock* No, I think it was more like Chise was taking care of him.

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LordDiavolo: So this is Solomon drunk?

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Lucifer: *arms crossed, stony* …I see. So he managed to get drunk on Demonus.

Belphie: *exasperated concern* Should we call someone from Purgatory Hall?

Levi: *head shake* Nah, they’re all goody two-shoes, so they’re probably in bed by now.

Asmo: *smiles sweetly* Okay, Solomon can come to my— 

–––– Route 1

Let’s take him to the living room.

Lucifer: Beel, carry him.

Beel: *nods* Roger.

*fade to HOL living room*

Satan: *brows drawn in concern* Are you okay, Solomon?

Asmo: *cheerful smile* I’ve brought some water.

Solomon: *smiles adorably in his inebriation, laughing* Hehe. Thanks, guys. All of you taking care of me like this… You’re a real bunch of sweethearts, y’know?

Mammon: *disbelieving head shake* Damn, he’s really lost it… 

Solomon: *bright, friendly gratitude* Not at all. You gave me a pat on the back to make me feel better, didn’t you?

Mammon: *glares petulantly* I dunno what he’s talkin’ about!

Solomon: *grins* That sort of subtle kindness is just like Lucifer’s. It must run in the family.

Lucifer: *exasperated head shake* Good grief… 

Satan: *equally bemused* He was like this at the party too. Was that also the Demonus talking?

A) Probably.

Belphie: *uncertain* If he can get drunk on Demonus, does that mean he’s turning into a demon?

Beel: Or an angel.

Lucifer: *sighs, shaking head* Enough. Solomon is human through and through. He’s just a bit special, is all.

B) He starts flattering people when he drinks.

Asmo: He must be a jolly drunk.

Levi: Eh, there are worse types.

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2. He can stay in my room tonight.

Mammon: *growls accusingly, shaking head* Hey! Don’t go gettin’ any weird ideas around Chise just ‘cause ya can’t handle ya drink!

Lucifer: *crosses arms, narrowing eyes in a glare* On that, we are all in agreement.

Asmo: *glowers* If you two try and start anything, I’ll jump in there myself!

Belphie: I think Asmo might have a different idea than the rest of us… 

*fade to MC’s bedroom*

*soft piano music playing*

Solomon: *shy embarrassment, uncertain* Thanks for letting me stay in your bed. *sheepish little smile* It’s so comfy, and your smell helps me relax. *smile turns hopeful, meeting eyes* Hey, Chise. You think we can sleep next to each other tonight?

2. A) Not tonight.

Solomon: *face falls in disappointed* *looks away unhappily, blushing* Oh… *pained smile* Well, we wouldn’t want the brothers kicking the door down.

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2. B) That was the plan from the start.

Solomon: *soft, earnest eye contact, blushing* Then would you give me a goodnight kiss...?

2. B-1) No funny business, remember?

Solomon: *sheepish chuckle* I’m starting to think we should have gone back to Purgatory Hall instead. *face softens* Just kidding… 

2. B-2) Of course.

Solomon: *quiet, loving* Goodnight, Chise…

*kiss*

Solomon: *voice quiet, awed* Your lips are so soft… *blush deepens with his sigh, look of yearning lust* Ah… It just makes me want you even more. I might not be able to fall asleep like this, after all. 

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Solomon: It feels pretty strange that all this happened even though all I drank was Demonus. *smiles tenderly, gaze fond* But even if I was under the influence, everything I said was true.

Solomon: *blushes, holding gaze; honesty in eyes, voice drifting* My love for you, and everything else…

Solomon: *face relaxes into sleep, closing eyes* Zzz…

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The next morning.

Mammon: *knocking, calling through the door* Yo, breakfast is ready!

*a bit of a time skip, resting*

…

*bedroom door opens, Solomon walks through*

Solomon: *smiling warmly* Good morning, Chise. I’ve come to wake you up. It’s time for breakfast. I’m feeling a lot better now. Thanks for your help. My head feels completely clear.

Solomon: *touches chin in thought, intrigued* Since I woke up, I’ve been wondering how I got so drunk. Snow Demonus was the common thread between my birthday party and dinner last night. 

Solomon: *hums thoughtfully* I must have reacted to some ingredient in it. Just like how some people react strongly to fish and others don’t, it’s not that surprising that the drink affected us different.

Solomon: *grimaces* ...Still, I’ve had Demonus before, and I’ve had candy containing silver birch tree sap, and neither had any effect on me. Could it be some secret ingredient that’s added in the brewing process? And does that mean that some humans can get drunk on Demonus under certain conditions?

Solomon: *smiles* I’ve got so many questions. Would you mind helping me with a little research, Chise?

End.

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Text chat: The Drunken Phenomenon (from Solomon)

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Unearned.

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Unearned.

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Expose the True Solomon! Devilgram (NB Newspaper)

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Lucifer: Surprisingly, I agree with Ma… 

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*HOL common room*

Mammon: Y’know…I don’t really get Solomon.

Simeon: *confused, taken aback* Solomon? Do you mean Solomon, our mutual friend?

Mammon: Like, I can’t figure out what he’s thinkin’ half the time.

Simeon: *unsure* Well, I suppose he does have an air of mystery about him.

Does he, though?

Mammon: Ya probably can’t tell ‘cause you’re with him all the time.

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2. Yeah, I totally get what you mean!

Mammon: *nod* You too, eh? Must be true if the person he hangs out with most feels the same way.

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Mammon: Betcha anythin’ he’s rotten to the core.

Simeon: *surprised* Really? I don’t get that sort of impression from him… *fond smile* If anything, he strikes me as a gentle human with a big heart.

Mammon: *frowns* Where’d THAT even come from?! If ya ask me, he’s secretly evil underneath that smile!

Simeon: *patient smile* I’m sure his smile is genuine. Trust me, angels are good at identifying virtue in a person.

Mammon: *hands on hips* And demons can straight up tell ya when people are bad! Which one of us is right, Chise?!

I haven’t the faintest idea...

Mammon: Ugh, dammit!

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2. I can’t say for sure.

Simeon: *grimace* You’re right. Sorry for putting you on the spot like that…

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Angeluke: You care about it that much?

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Simeon: *uncertain* We could spend an eternity debating this, but there’s no way of knowing when the person in question isn’t even here. Although, it’s not as if we can ask him this sort of thing to his face either…

Mammon: Okay, fine. I’ll prove it to ya.

Simeon: *nervous* Prove…? Whatever are you planning?

You’re not going to prank him, are you?

Mammon: ‘Course not! I ain’t that kinda guy!

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2. I’m intrigued...

Simeon: *alarmed guilt* Not you too, Chise!

Mammon: Relax, it’s just a li’l experiment.

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Mammon: Listen, I came across a grimoire in this house that I know Solomon’s been itchin’ to read. So, we’re gonna call him over and tell him that the book’s headed for the castle, and we need him to keep an eye on it for a while. *smirk, snicker* We’ll also warn him that Lucifer ordered us not to open it. If he ignores our warning and takes a peek, then that means he’s actually morally corrupt at the core.

Simeon: *reserved sigh* I’ll be honest… I’m not a huge fan of that idea. Besides, ‘morally corrupt’ doesn’t seem like the right word to me.

Mammon: *glares* Argh, this is why I hate angels!

I’m with you, Simeon.

Simeon: *appreciative smile* Right? It’s just…

Mammon: H-Hey! Stop lookin’ at me like that!

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2. Well, that seems pretty harmless.

Mammon: Exactly! C’mon, what are we waitin’ for?!

Simeon: *aghast* Chise…!

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Mammon: Doncha wanna know the truth, though?

Simeon: *wilts* Well, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t… *saddens* Solomon doesn’t really talk about himself that much, after all… Regardless, I’d like to be his friend, no matter what kind of person he is. In that sense, I do want to learn more about him.

I feel you. Simeon.

Simeon: *sweet chuckle* Thank you. I’m glad you understand. *smiles, touches back of neck, eye contact* I’d like to know more about you too, you know.

Mammon: Hey, what about me?!

Simeon: *patient chuckle* I know you well enough, Mammon.

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2. You’re so kind, Simeon.

Simeon: *bashful chuckle* Not necessarily. I just want to become better friends with Solomon, that’s all.

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Mammon: Hmph! So, what’s it gonna be?! I’m goin’ ahead with my plan, with or without ya. If you’re not interested, then get lost.

Simeon: …All right, Mammon. I’ll see this through to the end.

Mammon: …Heh, whatever. And you, Chise?

Of course I’m in!

Mammon: *smirk* Sure ya are! Ya wanna know what he’ll do, right?

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2. I need to rein you in if you lose control.

Mammon: *grumpy glare* Hey, who says I’m gonna lose control?! Whatever. Follow me if you’re in on this.

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Mammon: Aight, time to call Solomon!

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ButlerBarb: How will Solomon react?

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*HOL library*

Solomon: Chise, Mammon…? What’s wrong? You said it was urgent.

Mammon: So, the thing is…

Solomon: *gasps, eyes widen* Wait, that grimoire…!

Mammon: Hm? Somethin’ wrong?

Solomon: *smiles, little head shake* It’s just that I’ve been wanting to read that for some time.

Mammon: *grins, happy sparkle effect* What, THIS thing? Awww man, I didn’t know!

Mammon, be a little more subtle!

Mammon: *jump* Huh…? Oh…Ahem! I had no idea.

Solomon: *amused laughter* What a coincidence.

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2. Is this grimoire really powerful or something?

Solomon: *head shake* Not necessarily…but it does contain information I’m interested in. *wistful sigh* I’ve been looking for it for a long time without any luck… 

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Mammon: D’ya wanna read it?

Solomon: *smiles pleasantly* Yes, I do. Will you let me?

Mammon: *hides snicker behind hand* *clears throat* Weeelllll… See, I can’t do that.

Solomon: *blinks in confusion* Really? Why not?

Mammon: To tell the truth, we’re bringin’ this grimoire to the Demon Lord Castle for Lord Diavolo. Anyway, Lucifer told us to keep an eye on it in the meantime in case someone tries to steal it.

Solomon: *soft pout* Is it really that valuable…?

Mammon: Uh, er… It IS to the Demon Lord’s Castle!

Solomon: *disappointed* I see…

Mammon: But the thing is, Chise and I actually got some stuff to do…

Solomon: *raises brows* What kind of stuff…?

Please don’t ask…

Solomon: *getting increasingly amused* Now I’m even more curious. Are you going on a date, perhaps?

Mammon: Wha…?! *squirms in embarrassment, avoiding eye contact* ‘Course not! We’re just gonna run some errands, that’s all!

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2. We were asked to go buy a few things.

Solomon: Is that so…?

Mammon: Y-Yeah! The stuff we’ve gotta get is important too!

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Solomon: *pleasant smile* All right. In that case, why don’t I watch over the grimoire while you’re away?

Mammon: *eager grin* For real?! Ya just saved our bacon! Thanks!

Solomon: *confused frown* But…why me? Surely, there are other people you could have asked…

Mammon: *flusters* Um…I…uh…

You’re the most trustworthy person we know!

Solomon: *chuckle, fond smile* That’s very nice of you. I’m flattered. *sweet* I’ll do my best to live up to your expectations, of course. The grimoire will be safe with me.

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2. They all said they were busy!

Solomon: I see… How odd that they would all have plans on the same day.

Mammon: Guh…! It’s just one of those days, haha!

Solomon: *uncertain* But you know, I met Asmodeus in the hallway just now, and he didn’t look very busy to me…

Mammon: Oh, somethin’ came up after ya parted ways with him! He just sent me a message.

Solomon: I see. *smiles* I suppose it can’t be helped then. I’ll make sure to keep an eye on this book, so rest assured it’ll be safe in my care.

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Mammon: *grins* You’re a lifesaver, Solomon! We’re countin’ on ya. Oh, wait… I almost forgot. Lucifer mentioned that we’re not allowed to open the book under any circumstances.

Solomon: *raises brows* What…? How come?

Mammon: *shrug* Beats me. He didn’t say why, but he made sure to hammer that point home. If anyway opens the book, I’ll be the one to pay for it, so make sure ya keep that thing shut, okay? I’m countin’ on ya!

Solomon: *sweet smile, nod* Understood. I won’t open it then.

Mammon: *nods back* Good. Thanks, Solomon!

*fade to HOL hallway*

Mammon: *grinning wide* All right… That takes care of the setup.

I feel kinda bad.

Mammon: It’s too late for that now! Ain’t no going back anymore! All that’s left is to monitor him.

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2. I wonder what he’ll do with it.

Mammon: My money’s on him openin’ the book. Mammon: Anyway, this is where things start gettin’ interestin’.

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Mammon: Let’s join up with Simeon and let the camera do the rest. *smirk, snickers eagerly* We’ll monitor things from there.

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LordDiavolo: That’s very like him.

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*Levi’s bedroom*

Simeon: You’re back!

Mammon: *nod* Well? How’s it lookin’?

Simeon: *soft guilt* Nothing suspicious yet.

Levi: *flat expression, surly* Why’d you have to do this in MY room, anyway?!

Mammon: *glowers* It’s not like we got a choice! You’re the only one with a computer.

Levi: *glares* You’re using my camera too, in case you forgot!

Mammon: Will ya just shaddup?! Be quiet and go play a game or somethin’!

Levi: *pinched lips, pissy* EXCUSE me?! Also, stop messing with my computer!

Mammon: *rolls eyes* Yeah, yeah, whatever… 

Simeon: *wilts, sighs* This feels wrong…

Mammon: Are ya still hung up on that? Betcha Solomon’s gonna reveal his true colours in no time. You’ll see.

*time skip*

One hour later…

Simeon: *soft, pleased laughter, eyes gleaming* He’s done all but open the book. Isn’t this proof enough for you?

Mammon: Ngh…!

Just give it a bit more time!

Mammon: *dejected* Nah, I don’t think there’s any point in waitin’ any longer…

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2. It looks like Simeon was right.

Mammon: *scowls* Argh, dammit! Fine! I ain’t ready to throw in the towel yet, though! If we’d waited just a couple more minutes, we could’ve had him!

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Simeon: *upbeat, smiling, happy sparkle effect* Let’s go back to Solomon!

*fade to HOL library*

Simeon: *beaming smile* Solomon!

Solomon: *straightens, taken aback* Huh…? Simeon? Mammon and Chise too? What are you all doing here?

Simeon: *joyous sparkle, laughing, smiling* I knew you had a good soul, Solomon!

So did I!

Solomon: *perplexed* …Soul? What do you mean?

Simeon: *happy chuckling, eyes sparkling* Nothing, it’s not important. Just know that I’m incredibly proud of you!

Solomon: *confused, pleased smile* You are…? I’m not sure I follow, but thank you, I guess.

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2. That just sounds weird when said out of the blue.

Simeon: Oh, good point…

Solomon: *soft, concerned frown* Are you all right, Simeon? You’re acting rather strangely.

Simeon: *wince, head shake* Sorry! Ignore me!

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Simeon: You don’t have to guard the grimoire anymore.

Solomon: *smiles* I guess that means my job here is done. Here you go, Mammon.

Mammon: *sulky* R-Right, thanks…

Solomon: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have business with Lucifer. *affectionate smile, eyes crinkle* Oh, Chise, text me when you’re ready to head back. We can go home together. I’ll see you around.

*Solomon leaves*

Mammon: …Dammit! I’m sure he would’ve opened it if only we’d waited a bit longer.

Simeon: *happy, relieved laughter* Don’t be a sore loser, Mammon. Solomon just proved that he doesn’t have an evil bone in his body. By the way…what’s written inside that grimoire?

Mammon: Oh, this? *shrug* It’s a handbook for Lucifer’s beloved dog, Cerberus. It’s got all sorts of stuff in it, like the mutt’s weaknesses, favourite foods, and how to summon or tame him.

Simeon: *perplexed* Interesting… Why in the world would Solomon be interested in a book like that, though?

Mammon: *shrug, head shake* Who knows? Whatever, it doesn’t matter. *scowl* I swear I’ll catch him in the act next time!

*time skip*

*fade to Devildom streets*

Solomon: I’m peckish. Why don’t we eat something before heading home? *smiles happily* I have to say, though, I had a very fulfilling day today. I owe it all to Lucifer.

What are you talking about?

Solomon: Hm? About Lucifer’s pet, of course. I discovered a lot of things about it today.

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2. By the way, what business did you have with him?

Solomon: Oh, that. I went to see his pet, to be more specific.

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Solomon: *eyes gleam* I’m the type of person who likes to put their knowledge to the test immediately. How could I not after learning all those things about Cerberus, like how to tame or summon him?

Did you read the grimoire?

Solomon: *head shake* Oh, no. I guarded it and kept it shut, just like I was told to.

2. How do you know all that?

Solomon: It was written in the grimoire. *sweetly* Oh, but I never opened it, so don’t worry. No promises were broken. 

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Solomon: *amused hum, winks* But…you already know all that, don’t you, Chise?

Wh-What do you mean?!

Solomon: Haha! That’s strange. I could have sworn you were watching me. *mischievous gleam* Nah, it couldn’t be. You can’t have been surveilling me from Leviathan’s room for a whole hour, right? That’s just absurd.

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2. You knew everything all along?!

Solomon: *chuckles, smiling* Know what? Haha, I have no idea what you’re talking about!

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Solomon: Do you want to know how I was able to learn the contents of that book without opening it?

Yes!

Solomon: *good-natured nod* I’ll tell you then. This is our little secret. There’s a spell that allowed me to learn the contents of a book simply by touching its cover, although the results vary based on the language it’s written in. Anyway, that’s what I used today. *amused chuckle* It doesn’t seem so impressive once you know how it’s done, does it?

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2. Keep your secrets.

Solomon: *pouts* Are you sure? I don’t mind telling you specifically how I did it… *smiles* Oh, well. I suppose some things are better left unknown.

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Solomon: *chuckles* I must say, Simeon and Mammon come up with the most interesting ideas. All that just to find out what kind of person I am? *soft eye contact* However, I hope you’ll trust me when I say… I’m a gentle and peace-loving human being.

Of course I trust you!

Solomon: *happy sparkle effect, overjoyed smile* I trust you too, Chise.

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2. How much do you know about this, exactly?!

Solomon: *cheery laughter, eyes crinkle* How much? I wonder. Who knows?

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Text chat: A Once-in-a-Lifetime Request (from Mammon)

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Mammon: Please, Chise! Do me a favour just this once!

No. You’ve said that a million times already.

Mammon: 😵

2. I’m not lending you any money.

Mammon: 🤯

Mammon: What are ya, a psychic?!

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Mammon: I ain’t askin’ for much, I swear! You care about me, doncha?

That has nothing to do with this.

Mammon: 😭

2. Not really.

Mammon: Aw, c’mon. No need to be shy.

Mammon: I guess I shouldn’t have bought all 66 volumes of that manga for half-price…

Mammon: …then gone and bought a Pad Six—that electrical stimulation machine that’s s’posed to give ya abs—for 60 percent off.

Can I use the stay command on you now?

Do you think “stay” works over the phone too?

Mammon: 😰

Mammon: Hey, ain’t it almost dinnertime? Y’know, I’m kinda hungry. I’m gonna go eat somethin’! See ya!

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The Pressures of Being Me Devilgram

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The Scroll of Thirst

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Grown-Up Affairs – Newspaper Our Quiet Place – Newspaper

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Mammoney: Where’s my invite?!

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*HOL common room*

Simeon: *frowns, concerned* Huh? That’s the scroll that caused all those problems the other day, isn’t it? Should you really be walking around with that thing?

Solomon: *smiles sweetly* With the story complete, the scroll has fulfilled its original purpose. Now it functions like a sort of magical game book that allows you to experience what’s been written on it. Leviathan said he was interested, so I brought it over.

Simeon: *even more concerned* Is it safe to give Leviathan a magic item that allows him to experience whatever he wants?

Is it?

Solomon: *frowns, humming thoughtfully* Hm, I wonder...? *sweet smile* Whether I let him use it or not will depend on his reaction.

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2. We’re not saying we’ll let him use it.

Simeon: *relieved smile* I see. But once Leviathan is fixated on something, it can be hard to turn him down.

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Solomon: Just because you can experience what you write doesn’t mean that everything will go exactly the way you want it to. You can only write three key words, and the story is crafted around them.

Simeon: *perks up, intrigued* Oh, that’s interesting. That makes it a lot harder to predict how the story will turn out.

Luke: ...Chise, Solomon, you’re here! *eyes widen in fear* Oh! That scroll! Don’t bring that thing near me! *wilts sadly* I’m so sorry I dropped it last time...

It’s a game book now.

Luke: *tilts head, smiling* A game book? Huh... That sounds kind of interesting.

Solomon: I brought it to show Leviathan, so you can play as well, Luke.

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2. You don’t want to be a guard anymore?

Luke: *shakes head* The guard role was cool, but I don’t think it suits me. I don’t want to catch people or act bossy...

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Simeon: *still intrigued* Deciding on a few key words and crafting a story around them is a basic creative writing exercise, isn’t it? *smiles* Hmm...

*Simeon begins to write on scroll*

Luke: Simeon! Should you be writing in that thing?!

Simeon: *smiles brightly, laughing* Don’t worry. I’m sure it will turn out interesting.

Solomon: *grimaces, VERY nervous* While I trust in your writing skills, what exactly are y—

*flash of white*

*fade to desert palace throne room*

*Solomon wearing desert garb*

Solomon: *eyes widen, taken aback* ...This is the palace where we met Diavolo before.

Diavolo: *grins, arms spread in greeting* Hello Solomon, Chise. We meet again.

Barbatos: *chuckles in amusement* I look forward to seeing how the story will turn out this time.

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AsmoBaby: Romance? And where am I?

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Solomon: *frowns* Where is Chise?

Barbatos: *pleasant smile* If it’s Chise you are looking for, you will find them lounging about on that couch over there.

You wouldn’t believe how soft and comfy it is!

Diavolo: *nods* That couch was crafted using the softest and supplest feathers of the resplendent and indigenous bird of paradise. *chuckles* It’s said that any who lie down on it will find themselves asleep in under three minutes. Why, it’s practically a national treasure.

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2. This looks like a much nicer story ♪

Solomon: *bemused* Just because you get to lie down on a couch? Are you channeling Belphegor?

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Diavolo: *smiles attentively* Is there anything else that you need, Chise? You are a very important person, so we will ensure that all of your desires are fulfilled.

Barbatos: *affectionate smile* Our whole country extends its gracious hospitality towards you.

Solomon: *grimaces* Is Chise some kind of big shot in this world...? What did Simeon write? Let’s see... Ah, here it is. “Chise, treasure, and romance...” So Chise is treated as some sort of treasure?

Diavolo: *chuckles delightedly* Indeed, Chise is our national treasure.

Solomon: *sighs quietly* Well, that’s a sentiment I often hear in the Devildom as well.

Barbatos: *shakes head* When we say that Chise is a treasure, it is no mere sentiment. *more affection* In this world, it is said that Chise shall bring prosperity wherever they reside.

Diavolo: *nods agreeably* So, various countries and tribes seek their favour.

Solomon: *nods seriously* I see. So that’s the sort of story it is.

Diavolo: And that is why we must protect Chise.

What about the romance part?

Solomon: That’s right. There was one more key word. *smiles softly, eyes sparkling* Adding romance could completely change the direction of the story.

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2. I might get bored of being treated like a treasure.

Barbatos: *chuckles fondly* How typical of you, Chise. *teasing amusement* However, if you were to disappear, it would create an uproar, so please do not do anything hasty.

Diavolo: *soft gasp of interest, happy sparkles* An uproar...

Barbatos: *shakes head, sighing with light exasperation* ...Please do not look so excited, Your Majesty.

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Solomon: *thoughtful* Simeon often says that romance has the potential to upend the narrative and should be at the heart of any good story. So, it’s quite likely that romance will play a significant role.

Barbatos: *interested, affectionate sparkles, bold eye contact* Romance, you say...?

Diavolo: *happy sparkles, eager smile* Romancing Chise… 

Solomon: *sighs unhappily, shaking head with a pout* ...Could you not look so eager, please?

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Beelzeburger: Mm...a room full of food.

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Diavolo: So, Chise is destined to find romance. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if I were the lucky partner?

Solomon: *sweetly* Should the ruler of the country really be making moves on the national treasure?

Diavolo: *genial smile* Why not? If I played a bigger role in Chise’s life, I could better protect them. Should I be forbidden from romancing Chise?

A romance with a king doesn’t sound half bad.

Diavolo: *chuckles, flirtatious invitation* I promise you won’t get bored. There are many things in this country that I could show you.

Solomon: *sighs softly, shaking head* I, on the other hand, could take you outside the country, or even show you other worlds. In that sense, I don’t think a king is that impressive.

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2. I already have a partner.

Solomon: *laughs lightly, triumphant delight* You heard them, Diavolo.

Diavolo: *pouts, long sigh* Is that how it is? Oh...but stealing you away in the night is also romantic, wouldn’t you say? *smiles* Assuming you are willing to be stolen, of course.

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Barbatos: Romance is something that cannot be stopped. There are no taboos.

Solomon: Well, either way, it doesn’t seem like the romantic element has begun yet. At this stage, Chise is being targeted by people from all over the world, so our top priority is to ensure their safety. *smooth, sly smile* I will serve as Chise’s bodyguard. I trust you have no objections?

Barbatos: *thoughtful* ...Having a sorcerer as a bodyguard would be ideal. What do you say, Your Majesty?

Diavolo: Of course. Chise’s safety comes first. I shall arrange for chambers for the two of you.

*fade to desert palace guest suit*

Solomon: Since it’s a game this time, we should be transported back to our world after all the keywords come into play and the story ends. And since you’re the treasure, I imagine the romance will involve you as well. *smiles softly* ...Have you decided on a partner?

Who do you think?

Solomon: *smile widens, charming* Are you going to make me say it? The bodyguard and their charge. That’s rather romantic, isn’t it? I think you’ve chosen me... Am I right? *eyes crinkle, possessively forthright* Right or wrong, that’s my answer.

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2. I only have eyes for you.

Solomon: *laughs with delight, eyes crinkling* I’m glad to hear that, Chise. Now, if we’re going to experience a different world, we should do something out of the ordinary.

Solomon: *playful hum* *meaningful, flirtatious eye contact* They say that the nights are especially long here. How shall we spend them? A bath with perfumed oil might be nice, or perhaps a flying carpet ride in the night sky. It might also be nice to hear the music of this land.

Solomon: *musical hum* *coy smile, flirtatious* However, above all else...I think we should spend some time together on that couch. You know, the other national treasure.

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*knock on door*

Solomon: *pleasantly* Come in.

Barbatos: Solomon, could we have a word? Simeon would like to explain the security arrangements.

Solomon: Yes, of course. I’ve cast a protective charm on this room, but I doubt we can resist the flow of the narrative. Ultimately, it’s just a story, so you shouldn’t be in any real danger. Whatever happens, just go with the flow. *smiles affectionately* I’ll come to save you.

*time skip*

*suspicious rattling noises*

???: Hey, lift me higher!

???: I’m doing my best, but you’re way too heavy!

???: Hey, that’s pure muscle!

...*thump!*

Mammon: *smirking, climbing into the room* Okay! I made it through the window!

Thieves!

Mammon: *glares* Keep it down, will ya! ...It’s true that you’re lookin’ at the Great Thief Mammon, though!

Belphie: *exasperated sigh* Your voice is the loudest, Mammon.

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2. Oh, it’s Mammon.

Mammon: *pouty mockery* “Oh, it’s Mammon,” you say… *peeved* I’m the Great Thief Mammon! You can be a little more impressed, ya know?!

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Belphie: *smiles sweetly* We’ve found you, Chise. Sorry, but we’re going to be stealing the treasure.

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DDSimeon: Looks like everything turn… 

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*Desert town outskirts*

Mammon: ...Phew. We managed to get ’em out of the castle!

Belphie: *sighs*... I’m tired... Is this really worth all the effort?

Mammon: *triumphant smirk* We just got ourselves a treasure that people all over the world are lookin’ for! Obviously it’s worth it!

Belphie: *tilts head, frowning* But that means we have to sell them to someone, right?

Mammon: *shrugs* Well, sure, to get our payday, we need to sell our hostage.

Belphie: But what if the buyer treats them horribly? Like, what if they’re exploited or bullied? Or forced to work without food? *sighs sadly, uncertain* I’d feel sorry for them... 

Mammon: *grimaces* W-Wow, you’ve put a lot of thought into this, huh?

Are you really going to sell me off somewhere?

Belphie: Mammon’s all for it.

Mammon: *shakes head, exasperated noise* Look, we’re thieves, aren’t we?! Selling stolen goods is our job.

Belphie: *pouts softly* I’m not a big fan of working to begin with.

Mammon: *irritated* Oh, sure, now you mention that.

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2. You’re both awful...

Belphie: *shakes head, regretful* I wasn’t interested in stealing things, but Mammon asked me to help.

Mammon: *jumps guiltily* Oh, so you’re gonna blame me for everything?!

Belphie: *narrows eyes* Well, it was you who found the treasure and planned the theft, wasn’t it?

Mammon: *glares darkly, shaking head* Yeah, but there’s this thing called being an accomplice, you might recognize it as what you’re currently doin’!

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Mammon: *huffs* I don’t wanna sell ’em either, though… *shakes head* But we’ve already kidnapped ’em.

Belphie: Couldn’t we just live together?

*running footsteps*

Solomon: *shows up, smiling sweetly* Sorry, but I’m not going to let Chise live with a bunch of thieves. 

Mammon: *jumps* Crap, they sent people after us!

Belphie: *raises hand* White Night Cobra, come out! Restrain that sorcerer!

*flash of white*

*tight constriction sounds*

Solomon: *stiffens, wide-eyed* !

Belphie: *sweet, smug little smile* The White Night Cobra’s wrapped itself around him and is sucking out his magic.

Mammon: *smirks* So much for the knight in shinin’ armour! Maybe we’ll start by extractin’ our payment from you.

I wouldn’t underestimate Solomon... 

Mammon: *frowns, confused* Huh? Without his magic, he’s just an ordinary human.

Solomon: *dramatic sigh, shaking head* Well, it looks like I’m a goner...

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2. Ooh, it’s getting all dramatic!

Belphie: *a bit perplexed* Shouldn’t you be a little more worried? Your ally just got captured.

Solomon: *delighted smile* Well, you know, we have our reasons.

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Mammon: *smirks* Let’s tie him up and—

Solomon: …

*flash of green* *slashing motion*

Mammon: ?! *eyes widen, jumps back* ...Whoa, that was close! Where did that knife come from?! *glares, outraged* I thought you couldn’t use magic?!

Solomon: *laughs sweetly* A simple White Night Cobra isn’t enough to steal my powers.

Belphie: *pouts sympathetically* Aw, you scared the little guy. There, there, Mr. Cobra.

*thwump*

*thieves take off*

*Sweet music plays: The Calm Veil of Night*

Solomon: *smiles affectionately, holding close* Come on, Chise. Let’s go home. I’ve reclaimed my loved one from the thieves. I’d say that’s a happy ending. *eyes crinkle happily* Plus, I get to hold you in my arms like this. Isn’t that romantic?

Did you get captured on purpose?

Solomon: *sheepish laugh, flirty* Well, I thought a little adversity would make for a more dramatic ending. *playful smile* It went rather well, don’t you think?

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2. How exactly are we going to finish this happy ending?

Solomon: *soft amusement* What would you like to do?

2. A) How about a romantic line?

Solomon: *soft smile of affection, holding gaze* ...I’d chase you to the ends of the world, or even to another world if that’s what it took. *glad and relaxed, heartfelt smile* If a happy ending can promise eternal happiness, then please remember that my feelings are also everlasting.

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2. B) Let’s finish it with a kiss.

Solomon: *hums eager agreement, eyes gleaming* Any good story should end with a kiss.

*kisses Solomon*

Mn…

Solomon: ...*delighted, breathy laugh, soft-hearted* Be it in a story or in real life, your lips never fail to entice me...

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*flash of bright light*

*fade to Cocytus Hall living room*

Solomon: *relaxed smile* Ah, we’re back... It seems like the story is over. *hums thoughtfully* A world where Chise is the treasure… *shakes head, smirking* An interesting idea, but not particularly novel. *playful, flirtatious smile, eyes crinkling* After all, Chise’s already my treasure, right?

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Text chat: Keep Your Things Safe (from Devildom Investigation Squad(4))

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Luke: You know, I’ve been thinking about just how careful you have to be when handling magic items.

Luke: Dropping one can cause so much chaos.

Simeon: And there are hundreds of magic items at Cocytus Hall, aren’t there?

Luke: Aren’t you worried someone will steal them?

Solomon: I set up a magic barrier to protect the room where they’re stored.

Solomon: But Mammon still occasionally tries to make off with them.

Solomon: So I told him my name is written on all of them.

Luke: 🤯

Luke: Really?! You wrote your name on everything?! That must have taken ages.

You’re so innocent, Luke.

Luke: Innocent?

Luke: What do you mean?

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2. Oh yeah, he was up for several nights doing it.

Luke: Wow. Sorcerers have it rough, huh?

Simeon: Luke, you’re being just as gullible as Mammon.

Luke: 😟

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Solomon: I said that I wrote it with magic ink that’s invisible to the naked eye.

Solomon: Do you really think that’s true?

Luke: 🤯

Luke: I guess a sorcerer’s magic comes in various forms.

Simeon: This conversation has been enlightening, hasn’t it?

Luke: Yes!!

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Text chat: Everyone's Treasure (from Diabolus)

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Diavolo: Experiencing a world where Chise was treated as a treasure reaffirmed something for me.

Diavolo: Chise really is the treasure of the Devildom.

Solomon: And who put that treasure in charge of looking after seven quirky demon brothers?

Diavolo: While their title may be “attendant,” Chise is actually in charge of bringing them together and forging bonds.

Diavolo: Only a treasure could possibly do that, don’t you agree?

Solomon: I guess it’s all a matter of phrasing.

Diavolo: Besides, Chise is also a treasure to me.

Diavolo: I’m grateful that they’re here with us.

Diavolo: 🥹

Solomon: You aren’t the only one who feels that way.

Diavolo: Oh? So you regard them as a treasured apprentice?

Solomon: Well, that too.

Solomon: But I also feel the same as you.

Solomon: I’m simply grateful that they’re here with us.

Diavolo: I imagine that the brothers would say the same.

Diavolo: In other words, everyone thinks of Chise as a treasure.

Diavolo: That’s the proof that Chise is the treasure of the Devildom!

Diavolo: 🥳

Solomon: You’d better watch out then. I believe in hiding my treasures.

Diavolo: 😳

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Text chat (NB Exclusive): Hiding the Scroll (from Solomon)

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Unearned.

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Water Magic & Warnings Devilgram

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Warning: Some Spoilers Ahead

This Devilgram is earned within the Act 3 Hard Modes of Nightbringer, from chapters 41-60. As with all Hard Mode Devilgrams, the DGs earned take place within their specific acts, following the character developments and events that have occurred in the acts before them.

The first half of this Devilgram takes place within Act 2 in Nightbringer, whereas the second half takes place later within Act 3. While this DG does not reference specific events of the main plot, revealing the reason for this divide between acts to give it context could be considered a spoiler by some.

This half-and-half time skip theme applies to ALL of Nightbringer’s Act 3 Hard Mode Devilgrams, so each one will be receiving this warning. Please proceed at your own discretion.

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LordDiavolo: That would wake you up!

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*Cocytus Hall common room*

Solomon: *waves, smiling* Good morning, Chise. Your timing couldn’t be better. *shakes head in amusement* You still look half-asleep, but I’ve got just the thing for that.

…Should I be worried?

Solomon: *relaxed, casual smile, apparently very used to the question* Nah, I was just thinking that today would be a great time to test out a new spell with you. *teasing* I’m sure that seeing something like that would wake you right up.

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2. Like, a spell to wake me up?

Solomon: *laughs lightly, eyes crinkling* Haha! Well, yes and no? It’s not meant to wake people up, but there was one I was looking to do a trial run of. 

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Solomon: Right, let’s head outside. 

It’s not something you can cast indoors?

Solomon: *nods with a hum of affirmation* Yeah, exactly. *short giggle of delight, eyes crinkling* *his cheery demeanour is as ominous as ever* Using fire magic inside really is ill-advised, for obvious reasons.

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2. Okay, now I’m worried.

Solomon: *smiles kindly, amused* Oh, it’s only a bit of fire magic. *short giggle of delight* It’s a flashy spell, though. Just watching it ought to be entertaining. 

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*fade to outside Cocytus Hall*

Solomon: ...Okay, this should be good. *smiles, dips head* Make sure you keep your distance from me, too, Chise. This spell surrounds the caster in flames. 

*flash of white, camera shake, thundering noise*

Solomon: ...*rests chin on knuckles, smiling in triumph* Yeah, something like that.

Whew, that’s hot!

Solomon: *shakes head with a sheepish smile, humming regretfully* No kidding. It’s not the sort of thing you can keep casting without really feeling the heat. 

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2. Yep, I’m wide awake now.

Solomon: *laughs in merriment, eyes crinkling* Great, can’t have you going back to bed on me. 

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Solomon: Well, I think I’ve more or less gotten the hang of this one, so I’ll leave it at that. *meets eyes, fond encouragement* But, since we’re already out here... Chise, would you like to give it a shot?

Heck yeah!

Solomon: *smile widens in proud delight* Yep, enthusiasm is the sign of a great student. Right, here’s what you do.

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2. How complicated is it?

Solomon: *smiles a bit sheepishly* Well, it’s not exactly an easy spell. But, I’m sure you’d be up to the task. *nods encouragingly, with casual confidence* Go on, give it a shot! 

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Solomon: *holding attention, smiling* First off, you start by picturing your ideal pyrotechnic display in your mind. Then, you... 

*explanation time skip*

Solomon: *resting chin on knuckles, assessing progress* ...*nods with a noise of affirmation, relaxed and encouraging* Yep, looks like you’ve gotten the hang of it. Right, why don’t you try casting this one on your own?

*flash of white, thundering noise*

Solomon: *laughs merrily, smiling wide with pride–happy sparkles* Haha! A perfectly fiery display. Not that I’d expect anything less from my pupil. You’ve even nailed the balance on the force of the flames, so I’ve got nothing to nitpick. *relaxed, fond eye contact* It’s gotten pretty toasty out here, though, so why don’t we leave things there…?

*Solomon pauses, distracted, frowning in concentration*

Solomon: *sighs with worry, brows furrowing* ...*rests chin on knuckles thoughtfully* Well, that’s weird. *hums in concern, shaking head* Neither of us are casting anymore, so why does it still feel so hot?

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Mammoney: That's overdoing it, right?!

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Solomon: *grimaces, hums with concern* Neither of us are casting anything, and all the flames have gone out, but... *brows furrow, pouty* It really isn’t getting any cooler out here, huh?

I’m roasting!

Solomon: *sighs, pouting in disappointment* Yeah, this temperature’s a bit much. It’s fine for now, but we’re going to be in trouble if this keeps up.

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2. We’d better do something about this.

Solomon: *sighs, pouting in disappointment* No kidding. We wouldn’t want the plants to wither.

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Solomon: *suddenly smiles, nodding energetically* I’ll cast some water magic.

*flash of white, camera shake*

*TREMENDOUS sound of splashing water*

Solomon: Wh...! *jumps back with wide-eyed shock* ...Whoops.

Solomon: *laughs sheepishly, shaking head* It looks like I overdid it. Now the whole yard’s flooded.

You’re sure that wasn’t on purpose?

Solomon: *bursts out into amused laughter, grinning wide* Haha! Of course not. It’s just too hot to cast straight, that’s all.

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2. At least the plants are happy.

Solomon: *nods with a relaxed smile* Yeah, this was the right solution.

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Solomon: Well, the temperature did take a dive, and we’re not melting anymore. *shakes head in amusement, cheerily nonchalant* I might’ve summoned a little too much rain, but it all worked out in the end. 

Solomon: *nods with an enthusiastic hum, eyes sparkling* Actually, it might not be a bad idea to water the plants over there, too. *dips head mischievously, going for it* I’ll just use the same spell as before, and... 

Farewell, dry ground.

Solomon: *shakes head, smiling* It’ll be fine, just you watch.

*much tamer splash*

Solomon: *satisfied nod* See? This time was perfect. ...There, that’s all the plants around Cocytus Hall watered. 

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2. I’d like to do it this time.

Solomon: You would? Sure, be my guest.

*flash of white, light splashing*

Solomon: …*smiles as he assesses* Hm, not bad, Chise. You’ve got great control on your water output.

2. A) I’ve had a lot of practise with this one.

Solomon: You’ve been training in secret? Well, it’s good to know that you’ve got ambition in spades. 

No, babe. I've just been putting out your kitchen fires on the daily.

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2. B) I’m just that good.

Solomon: *laughs cheerfully* Haha! Well, I can’t argue with that. *smiles with deep affection* After all, I’m constantly singing your praises.

Solomon: Anyways, that’s probably enough watering for today. Nice work, Chise.

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Solomon: *shifts weight back and forth, dipping head a bit shyly, smiling* I was hoping that we could go on an outing after trying out that new spell, but... *doubtful hum, sheepish* Well, we can’t really go anywhere in soaking wet clothes. Let’s head back inside and get changed.

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The following chat occurs shortly after the above events within Nightbringer’s past, before the next half of the story continues into Act 3.

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Text chat: An Extremely Localized Squall (from 36)

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Levi: Whoa, this is one nasty storm! You’d better get the laundry inside, Beel!

Beel: 😶?

Beel: The weather report said it would be sunny, though.

Beel: I don’t hear any rain, either.

Levi: Trust me, it’s coming down hard! If you don’t believe me, then just go take a look!

Beel: 🫡

Beel: I checked, and it was still sunny.

Levi: 🤯

Levi: Wait, what?

Beel: Levi, where are you?

Levi: Not too far from Cocytus Hall.

Levi: I was thinking of going to see Chise, but then this rain came out of nowhere and soaked me right through.

Levi: Not much I can do about that, though, so I’m on my way home.

Levi: 😭

Beel: I don’t really get why, but...

Beel: It’s definitely only raining where you are, Levi.

Levi: Why meeeeee? Why was I the ONLY one subjected to this unfair weatheeeeeeer?

Levi: 🫠

The gloomy otaku gets gloom'd upon.

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Nightbringer time skip spoiler: The next half of this Devilgram (and subsequent chats) take place in Act 3 of Nightbringer (Chapters 41-60), after MC and Solomon escape the past and have returned to their own present.

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DDSimeon: What a lovely way to play.

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*Devildom public park*

Solomon (off-screen): Oh! You made it. I’m up here, Chise. In the tree.

*looks up*

Solomon: *sighs with relief, expression troubled* I’m really glad you noticed that spell I cast. *sadden, brows drawn together with sincere guilt* And I’m sorry I didn’t make it to our meetup spot, even though we’re supposed to be on a date right now. *hums regretfully* I know it’s a bit of a trek from the Hall of Lamentation to here, too.

I’m guessing something happened? 

Solomon: *grimaces sadly* Yeah, I didn’t end up here without a good reason.

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2. What are you doing up there?

Solomon: *regretful* Well, there was something I had to do, which just happened to involve climbing this tree. 

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Solomon: I saw an injured underworld butterfly, and I wanted to heal it. *sighs sadly* Problem was, it didn’t seem to want to land anywhere near any demons. *nods seriously* So, I had to climb up into this secluded tree instead. 

Solomon: *expression softens with his fond smile* By the way, I used a wind spell to send those beckoning leaves your way.

Did the underworld butterfly get better?

Solomon: *finally smiles, nodding enthusiastically* Yep. I patched it up, and now it’s back to normal. 

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2. Is the underworld butterfly still there?

Solomon: *coy smile* Sure is. I’m guessing you can’t see it from down there? 

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Solomon: If you want to see it, you should come on up. 

*soft glow of white, magic sparkles as Solomon casts his spell to lift MC into the tree with him*

*soft, hopeful music plays*

Solomon: *smiles affectionately, soft teacher mode* There, that’s an underworld butterfly. Doesn’t it have the most colourful wings you’ve ever seen?

I could soak up this gorgeous sight all day long.

Solomon: *laughs sweetly, eyes crinkling in delight* Heh, it looks pretty pleased with your praise. Well, underworld butterflies are really proud of their wings. 

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2. It’s not aggressive or anything, is it?

Solomon: *soft and reassuring* Nah, these are the gentle sort. You don’t need to worry about keeping your guard up. *smiles bashfully, brows drawn together* Suddenly trying to touch it would startle it, though, so you’re better off just watching from a distance.

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Solomon: *nods to himself* ...Right, that’s that. You should be able to fly just fine. Take care of yourself, okay? 

Solomon: *turns attention back, meeting gaze with a soft smile* Well, now that we don’t have any more business in this tree, why don’t we make like one and leave? 

*soft flash of white, magic sparkles*

Solomon: *looks up in surprise* Hm? Weird, the underworld butterfly came back. *bewildered* And it’s not alone, either. That looks like a...flame salamander and a black-tailed canary? *hums uncertainly* They seem to be in a good mood, but what are they doing here? 

Maybe they’ve come to play?

Solomon: *smiles, nods cheerfully* Oh, sure. That would make sense. I guess that makes us the place to be. Well, you do kind of radiate fun.

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2. Aw, it brought friends!

Solomon: *smiles in delight* Huh, that underworld butterfly has a pretty wide social circle. 

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Solomon: This sort of thing doesn’t happen every day, so we might as well humour them. *laughs lightly, shyly uncertain* ...But, what would make critters like this happy, anyways?

Toys, maybe?

Solomon: *rests chin on knuckles with a cheerful hum of thought* Hm... Considering what we’ve got on hand, then... 

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2. They seem like they’re into leaves.

Solomon: *nods with a noise of affirmation, resting chin on knuckles with a smile* Good point. The black-tailed canary is busy tearing some up. Ah, I know. 

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*flash of white, camera shake, whooshing noise*

Solomon: I can use the same wind spell that I cast to contact you to make some leaves dance around. *laughs in delight, eyes crinkling happily* Ha! Look at that, they’re entranced. 

Use a spell to make the leaves more colourful.

*flash of white, magical crackling*

Solomon: *smiles with a noise of approval* Oh, good call. Those colours suit you. *laughs with delight, eyes crinkling* And the underworld butterfly is loving the resemblance to its own wings, by the looks of it.

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2. Snatch some leaves out of the air.

*camera shake*

Solomon: *bursts out into affectionate laughter* Haha! Nice catch, Chise. The fire salamander is really into it. See? It’s shooting out little bursts of flame.

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Solomon: *smiles fondly* It’s a simple enough spell, but they’re thrilled. Thanks for the suggestion, Chise. 

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Stn: Fire salamanders are wonderfully...

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Solomon: *raises brows in surprise* Hm? Is the black-tailed canary singing? *smiles, expression softening* Wow, it must be in a great mood. 

It has a lovely voice.

Solomon: *nods, eyes crinkling happily* Mm, it’s so crisp and clear. Just listening to it is really soothing.

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2. It looks like it’s having a great time!

Solomon: *nods genially* I heard that black-tailed canaries break out into song whenever they’re in a good mood.

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Solomon: *dips head coyly, eye contact soft and relaxed* Actually, it’s been looking at you for a while now. Does it maybe...want you to sing with it?

Whistle along. 

Solomon: *soft, relaxed smile, gazing at you* …

Solomon: …*wiggles shoulders happily, smiling wide* What a great duet. *flirtatious* I wasn’t expecting your voices to match so well.

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2. Turn them down.

Solomon: *laughs regretfully, smiling, though a little disappointed* Ah, that’s a shame. *expression softens again, eyes fond* Still, getting to hear a black-tailed canary sing is pretty special. I can understand why you’d want to just enjoy the solo concert. 

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*time skip*

Solomon: *nods with a noise of approval* That was an amazing performance. *laughs, delighted* The underworld butterfly and the fire salamander were fixated on the black-tailed canary. Of course, I— 

*fwoop*

Solomon: *wide-eyed alarm as he begins to unbalance* Whoa! I’m going to fall...!

Cast a float spell on him.

*flash of white, electrical spell*

*soft, sweet music box plays*

Solomon: *sighs in relief, smiling appreciatively* Thanks, Chise. That was a close one.

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2. Grab his hand.

*camera shake*

Solomon: *gasps breathlessly, eyes wide* …Oh! 

*soft, sweet music box plays*

Solomon: *smiles in relief* Nice reflexes, Chise. I’ll just cast a quick spell, and... 

*flash of white, camera shake, electrical spell*

Solomon: *relaxes as he’s righted back in the tree, smiling* Phew. There, that ought to do it.

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Solomon: *laughs sheepishly, apologetic embarrassment* I got so into that singing, I completely forgot that we were sitting in a tree. *looks down with a wince* Well, that was embarrassing. Definitely didn’t earn me any style points. 

Solomon: *looks up, meeting gaze with a fond smile* Thanks, Chise. If it wasn’t for you, I’d have fallen right out. Is there anything I can do to show my gratitude?

Show me a cool spell.

Solomon: *happy, thoughtful hum* Taking the fact that we’re sitting in a tree into consideration... Maybe something like this?

*flash of white, whooshing noise*

Solomon: *smiles confidently* I thought I’d try and copy the fire salamander. *hums triumphantly, eyes crinkling proudly* It’s pretty hard to tell that it’s fake, huh? Really, I—

*flash of white, mirrored whooshing noise*

Solomon: *grows concerned* What’s the matter, buddy? Did you think you were being attacked? 

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2. I’d like a kiss.

Solomon: *dips head with a coy smile* Hm? That’s it? Honestly, that feels more like a reward for me, but sure.

*closes eyes, kissing Solomon* 

Solomon: …Mm, *shakes head with a regretful hum* I don’t think one of those is enough to show how much I appreciated that save. *giggles, eyes crinkling with amusement* Here, give me another.

*leans in, kissing him again*

Solomon: …*shakes head with a sheepish smile, heart sparkles* Nope, still not good enough. I could keep kissing you for—

*flash of white, whooshing noise*

Solomon: *straightens with a gasp in wide-eyed alarm* ...Geez, that startled me. The fire salamander shot out a burst of flame. *hums, smiling in suggestive amusement* Is it trying to tell us to get a room?

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*flash of white, LOUD splash of water*

Solomon: *gasps in alarm, wide-eyed* Whoa! And now we’ve got water in the mix! 

Solomon: *bursts out into cheerful, shoulder-shaking laughter, happy sparkles* Pfft... Hahaha! *coy, teasing smile* Chise, is there anything your spell didn’t drench? I know you were just trying to put out what the salamander coughed up, but that was a bit much.

Solomon: …*laughs bashfully, wincing a bit in embarrassment* Wait, this happened before, didn’t it? Except that I was the one doing the casting that time.

…Sorry.

Solomon: *shakes head, smiling reassuringly* It’s fine, that’s nothing you need to apologize for. After all, if you hadn’t cast anything, the tree might’ve caught on fire. 

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2. …Whoops.

Solomon: *shakes head, smiling wide* It’s fine, this is nothing. Don’t let it bother you. 

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Solomon: *hums low, grimacing* But, we can’t exactly go on our date with wet clothing. *holds eye contact, smiling affectionately* And I can’t imagine you want to catch a cold, either. *eyes crinkle happily* We should probably head back and have a quick bath. We can meet back here when we’re both warm and dry again.

End.

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Text chat: Return of the Extremely Localized Squall (from 36)

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Beel: The forecast said it was going to be sunny, but it’s raining cats and dogs.

Beel: 😮‍💨

Levi: 😨

Levi: I don’t hear any rain, though?

Beel: 😶?

Beel: Really? Even though it’s pouring?

Levi: I took a quick look outside, but there’s like, zero sign that it’s raining. Or was earlier.

Levi: Beel, where are you right now?

Beel: I was just at the park.

Beel: I was in the middle of a run when it started raining out of nowhere.

Levi: 😟

Levi: Weird, I feel like this has happened before.

Beel: Yeah, me too.

Beel: I don’t really remember when, though.

Levi: 🤯

Beel: 😶?

Levi: Chise just got back home, and they’re soaking wet.

Levi: Maybe they know what happened?

Levi: I’ll go ask.

Beel: Thanks. 😊

Levi: 🫡

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Text chat: Perfectly Predictable (to Solomon)

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Solomon, did you already have a bath?

Solomon: Yep!

Solomon: I just got out, actually.

Solomon: What about you?

A) Yep, I’m all done.

Solomon: Great, perfect timing. 

B) No, not yet.

Solomon: You really should. It’s important to warm yourself up.

Solomon: I’ll be ready to go in about fifteen minutes.

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2. I should be good to go in fifteen minutes or so.

Solomon: 😄

Solomon: Great, me too.

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Don’t skimp on drying your hair!

Solomon: 🤯

Solomon: I gave it a quick wipe, but I wasn’t expecting to get called out like this.

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2. Did you remember to put your wet clothes in the washing machine?

Solomon: 😳

Solomon: No, they’re still sitting in a pile somewhere. I totally forgot.

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Solomon: You know me too well.

Solomon: 😘

Solomon: Almost no part of today went the way I was expecting it to, but...

Solomon: I’m really looking forward to our upcoming date.

Solomon: 🥰

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Premium Picture

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Title: Solomon the Street Vendor?!

[transcriptobeyme]

The Sorcerer's Lesson

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L3V1: Witches and magical girls… 

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*RAD classroom*

Levi: *smiling* So, yesterday, I found this awesome anime on DevilTube! It’s about this witch girl who flies around on a broom and casts spells and stuff. She’s so adorable that I’m hooked! *happy sparkle effect* I ended up watching the whole first season in one sitting.

Belphie: *bored, unimpressed* …So that’s why you slept in longer than me this morning.

What anime is that?

Levi: *happy sparkle effect, bouncing in excitement, grinning* Do you want to watch it, too? I’ll send you the link later!

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2. Yeah…?

Levi: *taken aback* Wait, am I boring you?!

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Asmo: *patient smile* A witch, huh? I can’t say I have a good impression of witches.

Levi: *glare* Witches and witch girls are different, okay?! Completely different! *smiles* Hey, Solomon. You’re a sorcerer, right? Do you ever fly around on a broom?

Solomon: *surprised blink* Huh? A broom…? *amused smile* No. A long time ago, the idea did appeal to me… but I mastered teleportation magic quite early, so I’ve never had the need to use one.

That’s the problem with geniuses...

Solomon: *laughs, grinning* Haha. I’m sorry to disappoint you. Still, I suppose I could do it if I wanted to. Would you like to try?

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2. Why don’t we give it a try?

Solomon: *delighted laughter* That’s a nice idea! I wouldn’t mind experiencing it once.

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Angeluke: That’s amazing they can fly…

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*RAD outdoor courtyard*

Solomon: *cheerful* I’m glad we were able to find a suitable broom. *happy sparkle effect, grinning* This is rather exciting. Can you imagine? Us, flying through the air on a broom?

It’s the kind of thing you only see in anime and movies.

Solomon: *nod* Right? I wonder why I never thought of it before. *smile* I should have tried it sooner.

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2. It should be fun!

Solomon: *chuckle, nod* Yes. And I wouldn’t have thought of it if it weren’t for that conversation this morning.

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Solomon: Which reminds me. There’s one other thing I’d like to try at the same time. *grin* I’d like to try flying double with you, Chise.

I’d love that!

Solomon: *happy sparkle effect, grin* I’m glad to hear it. I was worried you might be scared of heights or something.

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2. That seems kind of scary.

Solomon: *amused* Don’t worry. I’ll hold onto you so that you don’t fall.

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Levi: *crabby* Hey! That’s not fair! What about me?!

Asmo: *smiling* I’d like a ride, too!

Belphie: *glare* Me too!

Solomon: *delighted laughter* You can all have a turn, but Chise is first in line. Right. Chise, you straddle the broom in front of me. I’ll sit behind and support you. *uncertain* …Oh, but since this is my first time, I’m not sure how much power is necessary. *grin, chuckle* You’d better hold on tight in case the broom shakes.

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Beelzeburger: We’re gonna need a sturdier…

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*black screen*

Solomon: *off-screen* Hah…! 

*white, fades to night sky*

Solomon: We’re rising quite rapidly. Are you all right?

No problem!

Solomon: *cheerful laughter* As expected of my apprentice.

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2. This is a little fast… 

Solomon: *apologetic smile* Hold on. I’ll slow us down.

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*white flash*

Solomon: *smiling* Okay… We’ve stabilized! Look, Chise. The view from up here is gorgeous. Who’d have thought that flying on a broom would feel so good? …Looking down on it from this height, the Devildom doesn’t feel so different from the human world. It’s not just the townscape, though. When I came to the Devildom, I remember thinking that humans and demons aren’t that different, after all. Perhaps that’s why I’ve been able to get on with them so well. *pause* *confused* Hm? What’s that sound…?

*flash of white*

Solomon: *alarmed* Huh?! The broom snapped?! We’re falling…! *brows furrow, intense* Chise! Grab my arm!

*white, fade to RAD outdoor courtyard*

Solomon: *relieved smile* Phew, we made it back safely.

Levi: *wide-eyed* What happened? Why did you return by teleportation?

Solomon: *chuckle* The broomstick broke under the upward pressure. *grin* We almost fell to our deaths. Never fear, though, I’ve got some spare brooms. Who’d like to go next?

Asmo: *sweet smile* Um, I think I’ve just remembered something I have to do.

Belphie: Yeah, me too.

Levi: *panicky* Hold on, guys! Don’t leave me behind!

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ButlerBarb: We’re waiting for you to com…

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*Cocytus Hall*

Diavolo: *grinning, laughing, sparkle effect* Haha, that was quite an amusing experiment.

Lucifer: *head shake, smirk* A shame that my brothers were too cowardly to attempt it.

Solomon: *chuckle* Flying on a broom for the first time was exhilarating, wasn’t it?

Lucifer: Still, to think that you mastered teleportation magic before learning to fly…

Diavolo: *chuckle* Just the sort of feat you’d expect of the legendary sorcerer.

He’s a legend?

Diavolo: *surprised* Oh, you didn’t know, Chise? Even though you’re close to him?

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2. Solomon really is amazing.

Solomon: *chuckle, smiling* Thank you. I’m honoured.

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Lucifer: Solomon is quite famous, even in the Devildom. It’s said that he single-handedly brought devastation to the Devildom a long time ago…

Diavolo: I’ve heard that several famous caves in the human world were originally holes created by his magic.

Solomon: *head shake, embarrassed laugh* Haha. Stop it, you two. Let’s not dig up ancient history.

That’s terrifying!

Solomon: *bashful* They’re exaggerating.

Lucifer: Are those stories false then?

Solomon: Well, no, not exactly.

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2. That’s our Solomon!

Solomon: Come now. You shouldn’t be praising me for stories like that. *smile* I regret the rashness of my youth.

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Solomon: *proud smile* Anyway, you’ve got a lot of potential yourself, Chise. Enough to surpass me, perhaps. So, you need to put in the effort to master teleportation magic as well.

Diavolo: *grin* You have an excellent teacher there, Chise.

Lucifer: *smile, chuckle* Heed his lessons well. I’d like you to be able to teleport to the House of Lamentation in an instant if necessary.

Solomon: *surprised* Oh, is that the time? It’s getting quite late. I’m going to make something to eat. Would you like to stay for dinner?

*Diavolo and Lucifer jump, wide-eyed alarm*

Lucifer: …No, thank you. My brothers are waiting for me.

Diavolo: *nervous, regretful smile* Yes, and Barbatos is waiting for me…

Solomon: *pout* Oh? What a pity.

Lucifer: *exasperated sigh* …Chise, before you learn teleportation magic, perhaps you should work on a spell that will allow you to survive Solomon’s cooking.

Diavolo: *grimace* …I’ll bring some stomach medicine for you tomorrow.

*both leave*

Solomon: *sad, disappointed* That’s too bad. I was going to make one of my specialties tonight.

What’s that?

Solomon: *excited sparkle* Rice omelets. *grin* Just hold on a bit, Chise. I’ll whip one up for you.

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2. Why don’t we eat out tonight?

Solomon: *thoughtful* Eat out…? I suppose we could do that. It saves us the hassle of cleaning up. *smile* And going out to dinner with you sounds like fun. I’ll make that rice omelet for you tomorrow instead.

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Text chat: The Best Day Ever (from Solomon)

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Solomon: Whoa, would you look at that!

Solomon: Sorry, it’s time for today’s fortune.

Solomon: Chise, you’ll have impossibly good luck today!

Solomon: 🥳

Solomon: If you want to end the day on the highest note possible, you’re supposed to look at a rainbow with someone special.

Uh, that’ll be a bit tricky.

They have those here?

Solomon: Oh, come on. Don’t be so quick to dismiss the idea!

Solomon: Honestly, you should know better than to underestimate your special someone.

Solomon: There’s nothing my magic can’t make happen.

Solomon: Tonight, I’ll show you the most dazzling rainbow you’ve ever seen. I promise you.

Solomon: it’ll be the perfect thing to cap off a perfect day!