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I am here to keep that promise: *rubs butter all over Erebus*

Erebus stares forward with a ten thousand mile stare as the pad of butter is rubbed into his face.

What did he do to deserve this? What past life of crime and debotchery did he do to warrant possibly the most disgusting thing to ever happen in his life?

Erebus has licked butt holes and still having this pad of butter rubbed on him in no sensual way was still in his top five most terrible things.

#marredlips #solxils #soleilis #BUTTER PARTY 2016 #anon #ask

solxils replied to your post: im so confused why is my dashboard suddenly a mess...

I MAKE ONE MENTION OF IT AND ITS JUST BUTTER PARTY 2k15

the worst part is this is probably something cebalrai would be 100% okay with participating in

#he doesn't mind getting messy #poor Ras would be horrified tho #outofserpentarius #solxils

"Your muse wants to just rub butter on his face? THATS WEIRD BUT LIKE OK" sounds like my kind of party

Erebus locked the storage room door and then pushed the biggest box he could find in front of it. He curled up in the corner waiting. Watching. People had been rubbing butter on his face all day and he didn’t know why. Why would they do that to him? How was this fun? What did he do to deserve this??

He let out a small whimper as a face slammed against the glass, butter in hand, “COME JOIN THE PARTY EE, COME JOIN THE BUTTER PARTY”

{ooc; I’m laughing so hard at work omg, can you imagine just walking in on a room full of half naked people just… rubbing butter on themselves, like come join us, come join the buttery goodness}

#solxils #butter #I don't do dairy by choice #but this would horrify me #Erebus likes butter #but why one his face

☹ talkin smack about keeler's bae

▶▶ Keeler’s reaction when ______ || closed!

☹ = insulting a loved one.

Whoever coined the phrase, ‘hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’ clearly did so without having ever met one LIEUTENANT KEELER. A ‘woman scorned’ is not the creature capable of producing the greatest fury, oh no––––KEELER is, insofar as his better half, his precious, beloved ENCKE is concerned.

He may not be much more broadly-built or taller than Abel, but the way he draws himself up to his full height as he looms behind his junior is undeniably FOREBODING, the static electricity in the air is no doubt due to the THUNDERCLOUDS gathering over his head.

( Oh Abel. You dun goofed. BADLY. )

❝ How DARE you. ❞

Keeler exhales sharply through his nose. If looks could kill, Abel would have been EVISCERATED.

❝ How DARE you, ❞ he repeats. ❝ How dare you talk about your BETTERS that way. How dare you talk about LIEUTENANT ENCKE that way. Nu har du skitit i det blå skåpet. You can only hope, Abel, to someday develop the sort of character and INTEGRITY that Encke has... because the way I see it right now... he has more of it in his TOENAIL CLIPPINGS than you seem to have in the ENTIRETY of your person. Now–––– ❞ a shaky inhalation ❝ ––––GET OFF MY FLIGHT DECK. I don’t want to see you for the rest of the day––––so DON’T let me catch you anywhere. ❞

( He points to the door. )

❝ Släng dig i jävla backen. ❞

#solxils #⎈ ASKED & ANSWERED.#[WHERE ENCKE IS CONCERNED KEELER IS //ABSOLUTELY// NOT ABOVE GOING FOR A BELOW-THE-BELT HIT]#[he doesn't care how mean it is]

"This stays between us."

The Morning After Sentence Starters

He seemed a little surprised for a moment, but Cebalrai smiled and nodded. "Of course. I won't tell anybody; promise."

#solxils #ic #ic: Cebalrai

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I hope you all can forgive me for being so late on this. Clearly I’ve gotten behind.

Anyway, my name’s Anna, and I use she/her pronouns. Could you give me the same information, and maybe an interesting fact? Or just any fact, really. I’ll forgive you if it’s not interesting.

solxils started following you

Hearing footsteps from behind him, Sabik let out a sigh and turned about, not actually bothering to check who it was before going off.

“I already told you, I’m busy with-” he paused, looking the navigator up and down. Not who he’d expected, but still interrupting. “Something you need, navvy?”

#solxils #ic #ic: Sabik #{{ hello!!!! }}