i'm so sorry but i couldn't stop thinking about this
Host: The Host wonders in the event that he died, how much would Chase miss him?
Chase: it’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship
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Host: Sometimes Host worries Chase has hurt himself
Host(pauses and smirks at a confused Chase): When he fell from heaven that is
Chase: Hmmm, I don’t remember ever leaving heaven
Chase: After all have I ever left you?
Host: *Chokes*
Google and Dark: (taking notes we all hope)
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Chase: Can you turn on the lights?
Host: The host feels like it’s unnecessary. Considering the man in front of him is the only light he needs in his life.
Chase: Honey, that’s sweet!
Chase: But I still can’t see.
Host(mischievously): Host can
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Bing: so what is your favorite hobbie?
Host, without hesitation: Some of the Host’s favorite Brody’s are probably when he is happy, or when he cooks and has an adorable smug expression on his face. But the host has to admit a tired and cuddle-hungry Chase Brody is most likely the best of them all.
Google( already done with Host and sensing Bing getting jealous of how cute host and chase are): no Host he said HOBBIE, not Brody, he means as in things you like doing.
Host: Like Host said, any version-