#some punk

[onebadnoodle]

some doodles

[queenofgravel]

get a girl who can cut and dye your hair in quarantine

[sandersidess]

Punk: I’m gonna tear you apart.

Patton: Listen...you punk! You wanna fight, you’ll have to fight me. But I warn you, I did time in Attica.

Punk: Attica’s a prison for tough guys

Patton: I know. I was there a year before they found out

[overlord-fire-bubble]

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I have a microphone and was fucking around with my voice over work. This is what I imagine a training seminar welcome video would sound like for Tumblr.

A voice that sounds like Jordan Peele impersonating Barack Obama says the following:

My fellow tumblr citizens Hello and welcome. You are here. And you are valid. Few rules to note before you commence with blogging:

1) Don’t be an asshole. Nobody likes anon hate. The only people who do are clever enough to spin it back and make the anons look like they just shat themselves. Don’t be a dick. Just don’t do it.

2) Tag your shit. You will lose it in this bottomless pit of a website. This eternal chasm contains so much information that nobody can sift through because this website is always crumbling. Good luck trying to find that one specific post you’re referencing that you saw 3 years ago. So just thank me when I say, TAG YOUR SHIT.

3) Don’t be a dick. Here at tumblr we accept all people except Nazi’s, pedophiles, and porn bots. If you’re not one of these things, then welcome. Welcome to you, be you eldritch God, alien, vampire, witch, human, cat, queer, non binary, some specific human species or some non specified non human species.

You. Are welcome here. Welcome To tumblr. “

[ashterism]

before i even go any further on these pieces, is this something any of you’d like to actually see?

[queenofgravel]

the best pictures are where you can't see my face

[queenofgravel]

so I heard it’s lesbian visibility day