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Logan: Most of the things we as the human race say end up wrong, you know

Virgil: Okay, elaborate

Logan: Well, just for example, nothing is on fire, fire is on things

Virgil: ...Oh my god [sits next to Logan to contemplate life]

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LllyPadton (the refurbished animatronic of Patton Frogdad from the 50s) is the main singer animatronic of the famous Smiletime Sanders’ Pizzaria Franchise’s new Smiletime Pizzaplex! He stands at a whopping 10 feet tall, is terrifyingly huge and covered in stickers from many birthday parties. They tried to make him bigger than the other animatronics to show he is their dadlike figure and he spouts plenty of dad wisdom (make sure to brush your teeth!) and has a comedy routine before performances that are dad jokes (which are all terrible) that make the other animatronics groan. Incredibly helpful but will scold you if he catches you breaking the rules.

Thomas (8) calls him dad and hides in his chest from the others who are scary.