#somebullshit

[jesterlyynana]

dump of the drawings I did from 2 seperate sketchbooks

the 9th one was actually done on new years eve but it still counts 🙏🙏

sorry for terrible lighting btw 😓

[thelocalspacepirate]

I couldn’t help myself

[cayden-carter]

I am to a point where I cannot stand to possibly empty this ileostomy bag one more time. We all know that’s impossible, so instead I hold my breath and throw on my sunglasses to help with the smell and sight of it. I regret the fact that I took being able to take a shit, for granted, so long. What I wouldn’t do to be able to just sit my ass on a cold seat and flush behind me. ON THE FUCKING FLIP SIDE! We have officially secured dates for the next round of medical tests and screenings to see if I’m healed enough for an ileostomy take down, giving me the ability to poop again. So will you guys do me the biggest favor of life? Literally all I ask, is that you be happy. And if you’re not happy, or can’t find a reason to be (I’ve had those days), it’s okay. You can DM your boy and we can talk. #ileostomy #phalloplasty #phalloplastycomplications #somebullshit #notbullshitbutmyshit (at Irvine, California)

[grotesquetomcat]

sensekuakochan is better with lesbianism

[somespeculativebullshit]

Witches

There is a common misconception that witches are merely a human that has gained magical powers either through hereditary means or through contract with a god or other powerful being (though you could contract with a fairy in your garden should you fancy it). There certainly are witches that gain power from others and even humans who do so, but there is a biological difference to witches. That lies in the specialized glands in the palms of witches termed the magicaiferous [magic-bearing] glands. Should you happen to meet a true witch, you may not that the palms are similar to a human's save for a fine coating of light hair (or slight stubble depending on the grooming habits of said witch). These particular glands produce a sort of sweat-like substance that appears to contain magical properties similar to the alchemist's powder base you can find in any potion worth its salt. Along with aesthetic choices, wands and staffs serve a purpose in magic for witches, serving as a collecting surface or even collecting container for the magic produced from the palms. Noticeable are the stylized orbs at the tops of staffs. With true witches, you can see that a fluid has collected within the top of the staff with the witch can draw upon for more powerful spells or in emergencies.

[sewmellowdramatic]

Let me tell you how I really feel. https://www.etsy.com/listing/698520501/funny-rude-pessimistic-this-is-some

[thinkredart]

Maaaaaan. UCLA professors straight tripping!

[protoguy]

2 more days #somebullshit https://www.instagram.com/p/B6urs3nANIs/?igshid=xyogwnfoiu2s