#someone did

[sweetybaty]

[dragonpyre]

THEY'RE MAKING A FABLEHAVEN MOVIE!?!?!?!???!?!?!??!??

[demonic-radio]

Alastor i noticed in one of your posts/rules it said no licking alastor. I’m very concerned, did someone try to lick you?

"I don't believe anyone is foolish enough to try that."

Alastor doesn't see anything that I filter out, so he wouldn't know.

Context: This post.

[the-invisibility-bloke]

why the fuck did no one tell me there was another peloton cut

[p12lysanderdelanne]

YOU don't have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber.

i downloaded homestuck to reread it at the same time as a friend who was finishing it for the first time and then read problem sleuth and nothing else

[magnusbae]

Y'ever think about how there's literally a Shadowhunter out there who's sole job is go around and take paparazzi pictures of various downworlders.

+bonus everyone knows about him, they just pretend not to notice. One day though, a downworlders pins him and he's sure that's it, he's done for, but all the downworlder wants from him is "Can you get my good angle for fucking ONCE?"

[chibasquittle]

Ol’ Torpedo Tits McLaughlin.