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el | he/they | 18+ metaphor mixologist, zeugma zealot, second person supremacist AO3 | Microfics

[hudsonswilliams]

Hudson Williams at the HBO Max Holiday Gift Wrapping Event, December 17th, 2025

[girlrust]

first to understand gostiz you have to understand the ember of warmth and the veil thinning between them and their characters who are soulmates. and then you get to the gifted batman forever jacket and the golden record of joni mitchell both sides now and the cover of hallelujah and other songs that were playing in their headsets while they were getting into character and playing scenes. and then once you’re there, you understand james’ cameos and him fondly speaking abt stories of him and ryan and spritzcaraldo ryan and how they bonded over lars and the real girl and then once you’re finished understanding all of that you see the clip of james calling ryan baby in 4k gettyimages and you have to lie down for a long long long time

[littlegirlinvisible]

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS In newly released exclusive photos for The New York Times (December 2025) via HudconUpdates & Connor Storrie Canada Ph. Ryan Pfluger

[caden]

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

[caden]

[eridianenby]

Xenonite who? It’s time for cuddles with queerplatonic space bestie. 🪨 🧡

Everyone else has been drawing their self indulgent No Barriers Grace and Rocky…,…,,..so i gotta let myself have at least one. Maybe Grace is having a good dream.

Universe where Grace gets lazy with his haircut routine on the trip to Erid, and Rocky is amaze at how fast it grows! He wants to touch it! Plus Grace gets lovely sensory input and autistic floor time 🙂‍↕️

OG sketch from work. I’m addicted to scribbling with this yellow pen I found and then scribbing more pen on top of it ^_^ / ✨

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[heavensghost]

I learn everything the hard way btw

[maul-of-shame]

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

[remnantglow]

saw someone promote a book with a collage of out of context negative reviews recently, and i thought it'd be fun to do for some of the older lgbt sci-fi books i've read

[rygos-screencaps]

Ryan Gosling as Ryland Grace in Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller.

[snakussy]

"average eridian has like 30 kinks" factoid actualy just statistical error. average eridian super vanilla and waits until lifelong bond ceremony before mating. Savior Rocky, who lived in earth ship for 4 years and watched 10,000 hours of questionably inappropriate videos as a bonding activity with his alien mate, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[stargirl-and-potts]

Still thinking about how Grace was always treated as disposable. Kicked out of his passion field for his honesty—underpaid as a (very good) teacher, to the point he can’t afford a car—left alone in a room full of argon with a sample that might kill him, while all the indispensable guys who put him there stood on the other side of the glass and watched. Shoved screaming into a mission that would kill him. And then, then this bonkers little alien who just met him gladly trades years off his life (via extended return mission) to save him. Runs burning through deadly air to keep him from dying. Chooses finally to weave their lives together forever and recreate Grace’s best dreams of Earth to make him happy. No wonder Grace told Rocky he doesn’t have to get him a gift, he’s given him everything. To one little spider guy, Grace is irreplaceable. That’s love.

[the-invisibility-bloke]

“i wonder if there’s fic for this” is your brain’s final warning. you are approaching event horizon. turn back before it’s too late

[the-invisibility-bloke]

it was too late btw

[the-invisibility-bloke]

this is an outline

[obriy]

<brave>

[notholaenas]

14%

[shaneaxel]

i just KNOW troy and ilya have the most vile, twitter cancel-able text conversations. they’re hockey players (insults as bonding), queer, had/have terrible fathers, became friends when they were both going through it…

troy texts ‘running late’ and ilya responds with ‘faggot.’ troy hearts the message. they send and make kill yourself jokes. they’re rating their shits. when hr-verse charlie kirk gets shot, troy is sending the video and ilya is hearting it. obviously they’re vetting dick pics but the ranking is incomprehensible. troy is making russia jokes. they’re sending sonic porn. creating convoluted bond-villain style ways to kill people (only like, 75% of the people have actually wronged them)

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july