#someone write it?

[dimpledcherry]

its stoptober and eddie and reader decide s3x is the best distraction in keeping sober

uhoh its no nut november and eddie is struuuuuuggling

[myrandom-fandomlife]

dnf x undrunk by fletcher is a CONCEPT

[secretromanticsstuff]

What if: a PSA about washing your hands and social distancing but it's Facebones.

[sansalannistark]

Just imagine Jaime and a pregnant Sansa. We all know Jaime would be the most devoted lover, and in a way that Cersei never allowed during her pregnancies, he would be a total mother hen for Sansa and their unborn child. He’d refuse to let her overwork herself (to Sansa’s great annoyance), escort her everywhere worrying someone will hurt his family (frustrating her to no end) and he’d wait till he thought she was sleeping and he’d hold his hand over the bump and whisper to the baby, before a sleepy Sansa told him to shut up and let her sleep.

Just imagine pregnancy-Jaimsa as a concept. Singlehandedly the most adorable thing anyone’s seen. I state facts only.

[gentlyundercover]

Au where todd is an astronaut and dirk is the overly friendly alien who gets attached to him and he keeps messing with todd's space suit and accidentally breaking things on the ship

[howlinchickhowl]

I keep thinking about a scenario where Mickey runs a daycare?? For some reason??? 

Like maybe Mandy had a kid and he looked after it sometimes and turns out he's good with kids so a couple of the cousins started leaving their kids with him and then the whole neighborhood starts asking for help so he starts charging and now here we are, 2 years later, Mickey's the most popular babysitter in the South side and Lip starts taking Fred there a couple of days and Ian comes with him once to pick him up and KABLAM they’re in love. 

idk I was just watching this episode of Psych where they’re trying to hire nannies and one of the candidates they dismiss out of hand is just kind of alternative looking and that led me to what would Mickey look like interviewing for a job as a nanny and would anyone ever hire him probably not right? but they’d be wrong because he’s actually a really great care-taker. Which led me to Mickey, exactly the same nothing’s changed foul-mouthed knuckle tatted wiping jelly off of himself with a pillow Mickey, only he’s in charge of a bunch of kids and they all love him because he doesn’t talk to them like they’re idiots and he has the best ideas for games and he’s funny and gross and strong and lets them have pop-tarts and. yeah. Am I wrong about this? I don’t think I am! 

[incorrectstormandsilencequotes]

You know what would be epic?

If Lilly and Ambrose were musicians and kept writing diss tracks about each other...