#someone write one please

[choices-betch]

Hi hello yes, where tf are the Mona fics??? I retired from fanfic writing a decade ago but a bitch is about to have to make a return if I don’t get my fix soon

[itachi86]

bartender!killian AU where basically Peter cons his way into the bar, starts flirting with him. Killian, of course, is all like "are you even old enough to be in here?" but soon he finds himself too charmed by Peter to care.

[haroldsbuttocks]

You are a super secret agent spy with perfect hair, racing through the streets of London on a motorcycle.

You're late for a very important rendez-vous with your secret agent boyfriend/enemy spy at the National Gallery.

His name is Styles, Harry Styles.