#something something incorrect quotes

[deviouslyhungryworm]

Kim Soleum: You ruined my life!

Braun: 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙾𝚑, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎! 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 :)

[demonicpiano]

Ketheric: "And who might you be?"

Halsin: "You should know my name and my face. You've caused enough strife upon these lands and my life for the last hundred years!"

Ketheric:

[demonicpiano]

Lae'zel: "What is this...'babygirl' I keep hearing about? You are neither an infant nor a young woman."

Astarion: "It's just a saying. You call somebody 'babygirl' when they're precious to you."

Lae'zel: "Hm. I see." (holds up Silver Sword) "This is babygirl to me."

[demonicpiano]

Russia: "You know you would look very nice tied up and naked and blushing and begging for somebody to come over and have their way with you while you screamed and writhed and..."

America: "No u."

Russia: "...huh?" (getting flustered) "N-no, you can't do that-"

[demonicpiano]

Wyll: (puts on a sock then a shoe, then does the same to the other foot)

Astarion, passing by: "What the fuck are you doing?!"

Wyll: "One time, when I put both my socks on first, I stepped in a puddle before I could put on my shoes. That was my last clean sock."

Astarion: "This whole damn camp is full of animals."

[demonicpiano]

Gale: "You see this orb right here? It's a bomb inside my chest. I'll blow this entire place up, you with it." Orin: "I suppose I'll go and kidnap someone else."

[demonicpiano]

Wyll: "Still a troublesome woman, Minthara?"

Minthara: "Yes."

Wyll: "Ah, well. At least you don't kick puppies as far as I know. As far as I want to know."

Minthara: "I do that, too. Just for you."

Wyll: "Godsdamnit."