I can't even play the piano

To be human is to be a little silly >:) Hetalia, Baldur's Gate 3, and cats. If you don't like any of those, you're not going to have a good time.

[sandmandaddy69]

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[javascript-official]

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

[destructionfanq]

oh my apologies i see my mistake

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[littleplasticrat]

Whoah! I have 420 followers! That's totally wild, thank you <3

[larval-tear]

a delicate elven prince has been thrown in irons and put to work in the dwarven mine

[larval-tear]

he has been accepted as one of their own and is currently enjoying boys’ night at Garulf Rockenstone’s Sports Bar and Grille

[larval-tear]

the dwarves have noticed his developing muscles and are now congratulating him and tussling his hair. good for him!

[larval-tear]

the dwarves have also begun to notice his freckled face and shoulders, the way his dirty blonde hair falls around his slender neck just so, his small perky breasts beneath his work tunic, complemented ever so elegantly by his slightly toned body… nay, it would be uncouth to say more

[clamsdraw]

Moonlight 🌙

[simkaye]

Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

[mercymaker]

𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐈𝐍 + 🐻💦

[exactlyonespoon]

[tokamiart]

The vampire lord🦇✨

While designing this one, I didn't even intend it to be AAstarion. Everyone simply got the vibe of it. Well, I will just go with it😂

Close up under the cut!

[bananatwinky]

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[demonicpiano]

imagine

God Gale coming down

Robes flapping

Bit too much

Divine Cock & Balls

[sanzosin]

Have Lae'zel leap on your dash!

[littlelovelore]

wowie wowie wow

[demonicpiano]

England: (on the other side of their phone call) “Don’t forget a change of clothes for the week.”

America: “Of course! I'm packing spares, too. I gotta say, England, sometimes you're rainier than I am! It's like I'm getting wet just by thinking about it!"

England: "You’re—what.”