I can't even play the piano

To be human is to be a little silly. Hetalia, Baldur's Gate 3, and cats. If you don't like any of those, you're not going to have a good time here.

[demonicpiano]

PWP (Porn With Plot) and PWP (Porn Without Plot/Plot What Plot) share the same acronym and has caused too much confusion for fanfic readers.

So Porn with Plot should stay PWP, and Porn Without Plot should be PWOP.

Bonus: Saying PWOP aloud sounds like plap and other wet, related noises.

[hetalua]

Gil and Alfred maybe?

[dovegraveyard]

1960.

[ztudiolaire]

I love when people pair Astarion with someone who has a huge rack Based off that one Deadpool panel.

[demonicpiano]

I love the Sims 3 but why did they not let you change your Sims' phone skins without the social networking skill

I need to learn how to blog before I change the color of my phone type logic

[salaidard]

We’ve been replaying bg3 and I’ve been reminded of how much I love Auntie Ethel, the most important character in the game <3 (right???)

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

[thatsbelievable]

[dendieon]

[oneheadtoanother]

[trickstarbrave]

[seerofmike]

hetalia clip that i open up in my media app regularly for a hit of dopamine like its a locket holding the face of my beloved

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[weirdsimsinhistory]

feck off with my roof catching fire

[lehappybest]

[philly-punks-and-skins]

Achilles Last Stand