Something Good: Actor Steve and normal guy Eddie modern AU inspired by this post @kingdomvel
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Steve hated Instagram. The upkeep of it was a pain in the ass and he was positive the constant worry about his self image was eating away his mental health bit by bit. If he’d have to have one for his career he’d delete in a second, but it genuinely did help him network and in the fleeting movie industry that was crucial. He never felt comfortable passing it off the his PR manager, Robin. It was still his personal account at the end of the day, even if it was riddled with high quality video promos and magazine photoshoots. But hey, he has access to high quality, plus he was well aware of just how hot he looked in each photo, might as well post them.
Notifications were the worst of instagram for him. He never scrolled, only opened the app to post something Robin asked him to. But after each post he’d get thousands of notifications to the point that turning his phone off was the best solution. Every now and then Steve enjoyed reading comments and would respond to silly ones or genuinely good lore questions. Those Paladin fans had theories like no other, it was cool to be apart of a creative project so heavily inspired by the D&D game the kids he used to babysit played. It was the first time in his career he felt like he made an influence, in a nerdy community of all places, but influence nonetheless.
~ 1 year later ~
Steve took a break from instagram, he hadn’t posted or been active for quite sometime. He was preparing for auditions, looking for a new role but nothing of too much interest appeared. Thankfully he landed a supporting role for a new film, based on a true story about an underdog baseball team. Given his past student athlete career it fit the bill, he was unsure of the other guys cast. Tommy Hagen was very obviously jealous he didn’t have a larger part but other than his general bitchiness wasn’t horrible to get along with. Billy Hargrove, however, is a different beast entirely. The guy was always pissed about something, and surrounded by conventionally attractive women he sent to do anything and everything for him. Hargrove was the star for this picture so Steve just tried to be civil despite the dick measure contests he kept getting pulled into.
Today was the first day of the script reading. His character was very involved in the first 20 or so minutes but then kinda fades to the background during the middle chunk when Hargrove’s character steals the spotlight, gets a bunch of development and what not. The pacing seemed terrible from the few glances he got of the script beforehand so that meant he’d have a huge lull in his day since there wasn’t too much subplot for the rest of the baseball team in the story.
Steve was super focused in the beginning, even though the iffy costars enjoyed messing with him to make the room laugh. Somehow he got through his bits with ease. Immediately after the room took a break to eat bagels and coffee provided by whichever catering company was hired. Steve sat back down at his designated seat, the call to open instagram to kill time grew with each passing second. He succumbed if only to avoid any more conversations with Hargrove and Hagen.
Notifications flooded in for several minutes. Steve gave his phone a second to recuperate and load before truly exploring his messages. Most were fangirls hitting on him, or brands asking if he’d partner with him. One random account stuck out to him, with the most amount of unread messages out of all the spam he got. Curiosity got the best of him, so he opened the account named BatKing. He scrolled to the very beginning. The only thing this person sent him were D&D ideas, DM tips, and lord of the rings memes. Over the course of general scrolling, BatKing didn’t even seem to be trying to get his attention or even care if he opened his phone at all. Steve paused about halfway through the string of messages, not by choice but because instagram glitched and sent him back to the very bottom where the most recent texts arrived. Batking sent a new video. Steve clicked on it right away. It led him to a video that was titled “what your favorite sports film says about you”. “If you like the blindside, you either have a white savior complex or will literally watch anything sandra bullock has ever been in. If you’re favorite is Angel in the outfield you only have green flags. If you liked Ice Princess, hows being a lesbian going out for you… Space Jam is here because how can you not like it, its michael jordan teaching the looney tunes how to basketball.” The shortest cackle escaped Steve, causing a few heads in the chatter filled room to turn to him momentarily. He smiled and waved quickly then went back to the chat. A chaotic force compelled him to reply.
Steve.hrrgtn: Dude, you just made me laugh in the middle of a table reading
Batking: Why are you looking at your phone in the middle of a table reading
Steve.hrrgtn: This script is boring af.
Batking: Got cast for a new sports movie or something?
Steve.hrrgtn: Not all sports movies are boring!
Batking: i cant believe i was right, it is a sports movie. Is it also based on a true story?
Steve.hrrgtn: are you in the room hiding right now? Should i be worried? I have good lawyers.
Batking: im sure you do hot shot
Batking: u dont have to worry about me, im sitting pretty all the way in indiana
Indiana. Steve hadn’t thought about Hawkins in a long time, of course this mystery person was from there. They weren’t coming off as a stalker but the coincidence of them both being from Indiana shook him for a moment. He didn’t chew on the thought any longer, the three bouncing dots distracting him.
Batking: sorry i sent u so much shit. Ill stop now that i know its actually you that has control of the account. I figured some PA was ignoring me
Fascination kept Steve wondering if he even wanted Batking to stop messaging him. It was the first conversation with a stranger he’d had in years that didn’t involve the other person trying to extort him or a crazed fan. It was refreshing.
Steve.hrrgtn: idk why you were sending stuff but if you want to keep doing it i won’t stop you.
Batking: really?
Steve.hrrgtn: really.
Steve.hrrgtn: the d&d stuff reminds me of this derpy kid i used to babysit. Not that i should be saying this to a complete internet stranger but its nice. It reminds me of when i wasn’t famous. So thank you? I guess?
Batking: pleasure to be of service my leige
Steve.hrrgtn: why send me stuff tho? If u don’t mind me asking
Batking: well, i wanted a place easier to reach on instagram to look at saved posts. I figured messaging a celebrity that probably wouldn’t respond was a good solution. My friend keeps raving about paladin so i picked the first name on the cast list
Steve.hrrgtn: have you seen it?
Batking: do u go around asking all strangers you encounter if they watch ur films? Thats not a good look
Steve laughed again, not realizing that the table reading picked up again since he started their conversation. Every stopped to look at him.
“Sorry guys! Continue,” he said quickly. Thankfully the need to get the read through complete meant they picked up immediately.
Steve.hrrgtn: u dick, u made me laugh again. No i dont ask that to every stranger. U clearly love d&d, what did u think
Batking: I havent… actually seen it… yet
Steve.hrrgtn: dude
Batking: sorry not sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Steve.hrrgtn: whatever man, i wont make u do anything but im curious what u think
Batking: why me?
Steve.hrrgtn: u started this technically
Batking: caught on a technicality, typical
Batking: ok deal. Ill let u know what i think
Steve.hrrgtn: deal
Steve closed the chat, deciding it was probably best he started trying to pay attention to the reading since he was technically on the clock. Every part of him craved more banter with whoever Batking was. There was an undeniable pull he felt that with any luck wouldn’t come back to bite him in the ass.
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Update: Part 3
Thanks for reading! I just had to expand this idea, i was possessed for 30 min at work to do this.









