#somethingvicked

[ceriseheaven]

I want to bite those arms and the little tummy he got for Hoard. *chomp chomp*

hoard era joe hits different 😫

i just wanna eat himmmm

[edhellfire]

@somethingvicked

Anyone could have guessed what was going to be the result of Eddie hanging around Hannah while she battled the plague, as Eddie called it. Eddie was probably the only idiot that couldn't forsee the outcome and now he was dealing with the consequences of his naivety.

It was Friday and he did not get up in time to go to school. When he finally did manage to wake up he realized that a) it was stupid to go in now and b) he was dying.

He wasn't dying really but it sure as fuck felt like it to him. There was something to be said there about Eddie being dramatic. A flu to him could really feel like the plague. He got his ass back to bed and under the covers. He was freezing so he made sure his bedroom window was closed and that he got those covers and blankets all the way up over his head.

The van parked in front of the trailer. No sounds of guitar strings coming from said trailer. No loud music either. Something was definitely wrong - and it was confirmed by the loud coughing that followed the silence.

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

Oh, I got inspired from that polaroid ask you got! Imagine going to a photobooth to take couple pictures with Eddie but it ends with him eating you out and afterwards is all disappointed because his big hair is blocking everything

OMG YES LMAO

he would complain about that so much. he would whine that the shot is ruined because his hair got in the way, and that he can’t see himself eating you out. you would laugh and tease him about making a video instead, which he’s down for, but he really wants the photos, too. you offer to go back and he’s down for that, too, but he ties his hair back this time. he isn’t gonna let it ruin this for him a second time, no way.

he ends up being pleased with those results and hangs a strip of them from his guitar when he practices. he’s really proud of it, and when they aren’t on his guitar, they’re on his bedside table. he spends countless nights jerking off to them; it’s better than all his heavy metal magazines and playboys he has stuffed under his bed.

[askastarion]

"Sorry, I'm not explaining very well - a bit overwhelmed," Victoria said, shaking her head. At his question to how she knew about him she hesitated for a moment. How was she supposed to explain computers and video games to him?

She decided to make it a bit easier for him to understand. "Well ... in my world you were a character in a story I ... interacted with. It was like a storytelling game of sorts. And you, you were in it. That's how I know. I never imagined it could be real, but ... here you are."

"'A character in a story'? You mean like a... bard's tale? Or a lot of bards if it's a game?" He hummed, rolling the idea around in his mind. "Alright then... what do the bards say about me in your world? It had better be good..."

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[lovejosephquinn]

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✨ 2022 vs 2023 ✨

send an emoji in my ask box and i’ll answer with designated 2022 joey vs 2023 joey pictures.

[stevethewhipped]

Hey there, Stevie-bear. When will you and Eds want your sandwich? ;)

How bout I take that sandwich myself?

Eddie’s currently occupied bouncing on my dick right now

@banisheddie-thefr34k-munson

[chaoticrebels]

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Tongue clicking off the roof of his mouth, eyes rolling in response. Essentially the question of him being a hero or a villain was absolutely ridiculous, mainly because it was basically a theological debate. Cause if one thinks about it, the question, framed in these terms, makes very little sense. 'Good' and 'evil' are purely concepts humans made up in order to compare themselves with one another. After all no one would question rather an animal or if nature was good or evil. So the God of Mischief simply snickered, tempted to just walk away and let the stranger assume whatever they wanted to about him. Besides Loki was aware after the incident in New York, most of the Midgardians classified him as a villain. If the other had to ask then Loki assumed they weren’t aware of the chaos he had caused last time he was here. Or maybe they were, who knows and who cares? Certainly not him. 

❝The role of the villain and the hero is only determined by who's telling the story, a perspective of someone’s own opinion.❞ The raven haired male voiced frankly, shaking his head. ❝So really the concept of it is ridiculous but to answer your question, I am neither a hero or a villain. I am more of the antihero or antivillain, whichever you wanna call it.❞

[edhellfire]

Continued from here with @somethingvicked

"I hope not." It was a reaction more than a thought out statement. It wasn't that he didn't like Wayne either, Eddie's immediate thought was that Wayne didn't have hair (and Eddie really loved his hair).

Guess there were benefits to growing up with nothing and having to work with what you had. It meant Eddie, at a very age, learned to fix things around the house. "If the oven works you have gas." That was the first thing. "Likely the hose." Which could be a number of things: that it wasn't tightened enough, that it had a leak or that she needed a new one. "I can take a look if you want." Obviously, Edward, that's what she wants. She wouldn't be asking for help if she didn't.

Eddie stepped out of the trailer, the screen door slamming behind him. That was something else he needed to fix. It was a quick fix. He was just lazy. "If it's a leak, you're gonna need a new hose. I'd say tape it but that's one way to die in your sleep."