I will always find a way....
So the other day my brother Elijah pulls me to the side & tells me he has a girlfriend, the minute he goes to tell me her name, I bust out w/ all kinds of information bout his girl. Including her name. You should have seen how shocked he was. It was the most priceless facial expression of all time. It may seem like I was tryna be a bitch but, nah fuck it. I was definitely leaning towards being a bitch & ruining his relationship because these boys can't accept anyone I date so I figured I repay the favor & show him how it feels when people intrude on your love life. So you know what I did? I did my very own background check & from the information that I've gathered about this girl, I can honestly say that she ain't the "wifey" type. She's a gold-digger & that shit don't fly. If my brother is gonna spoil you, you better believe it's with love & loyalty. As for his money? A bitch can finance herself. If not? She ain't the one & after I got that thru' his head, he agreed. On to the next...