#somewhathypohappy

[stonnofvulcan]

//pops out of hiatus to whisper: Stoooooonnnnnnnnnnn//

"good morning? Is there something wrong? Only your voice…"

//pops out of character to shout: BONESES. WHY HAVE I NEVER TALKED TO ANY BONESES. STONN ACTUALLY NEEDS MEDICAL HELP AND I STILL HAVENT TALKED TO A BONESES// silly mun…

[staroftheenterprisearchive]

Will you let me be like your coronary artery and wrap me around your heart?

No comment. 

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Just one look and I think I'd need a defibrillator.

Definitely in the air. Someone run the air filters on high!

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Alas! You strain my cardiac muscles so!

...Okay, I apologize, Kirk. I think it's in the air. 

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I think you're long overdue for a /physical/ examination.

Well, well, doctor. You best remedy that. 

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For you, I think I can tolerate heart palpitations and sudden shortness of breath.

Oh god. Not you too, Leonard. 

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((Baby, you can have all the hyposprays and a bonus of cuddles if you call now!))

// GIVE ME THE NUMBER TO CALL RIGHT NOW

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Good Morning and Vibrator (coughs)

Good Morning; Do you partake in morning sex? 

" I don't see a reason to not. Does the hour of the day really matter when it comes to sex?" 

Vibrator; Use any toys? Have a favorite? 

"Well, there is this one shop in the Tenderloin, Gaila dragged me there the first time, and they have a wonderful selection. As far as favorite go...a girl has to keep some secrets, right? You'll have to find out the hard way, Doctor."