consider: aliah in that "i drank one bud light and now i'm a bottom shirt"
AASDUBHADIUBHUBIAHBUIA. Let us be real nobody knows his alcohol tolerance - and he probably does not drink much publicly outside of meetings and the mandatory to keep that air about him. And frankly with the way he acts, even if he is a bottom (which he is), he is probably the one making his partner wear said shirt. He might wear it once or twice to humor you. If you ask nicely.











