Quotes that are wrong [STRANGER SPECIAL]
KEL and STRANGER are shopping in Othermart (This is STRANGER'S first time with a physical body and is unfamiliar with the concept of pain.
KEL;"Frut aisle."
STRANGER;*Just stubbed his toe on a corner* "The present moment is both eternal and painful."
KEL;"They got orange."
STRANGER;"Truly, it is worse."
HERO tries to practice flirting with OMORI so he can flirt back to MARI
HERO;"Hey, can I take your temperature? Because you seem pretty hot.~"
OMORI;"No thanks I feel fine."
HERO;"Oh...I see."
Basil; "I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate."
STRANGER looking at fanart of himself online.
STRANGER:"Why do I have animal features in this? Why am I kissing OMORI in this one?"
OMORI: "You think that's crazy try looking at Tumblr." *Looks at viewer knowingly*
Police cars are in hot pursuit of AUBREY and Kim in a little tykes car full of candy speeding down the street.
AUBREY; "They'll never take us alive!"
*Crashes the car into a railing. and AUBREY is doing the family guy death pose*
FLOWER; "Why would you think any of this was a good idea?"
ROWAN; "Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence."
*FLOWER stares at him in disbelief while the microwave is on fire*
ROWAN; "I don't know how you keep forgetting about this."
Aubrey;"But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Kel;"There is no plan that does not involve not fucking around. But we will make sure our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction."
STRANGER; "That was the worst throw ever...Of all time."
KEL: "Not my fault. Someone put a wall in the way."





















