THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPENING IN MY KITCHEN.

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THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPENING IN MY KITCHEN.
"That's What's Gonna Happen" just came up on my shuffle. Man, I Love You Because was a fun show. Nostalgia.
It's implied oral sex between a man in a bear costume and a butler. It's pretty standard in most hotels.
Zac, while watching The Shining
I think there might be some kind of sexual assault happening in my living room...
my apartment is the greatest, my roommates are even greater, a nice man likes me, and I have two job interviews on wednesday.
knock on wood, but things are looking pretty good right now.
I am so blessed.
real talk
caitieroommate: I need some deodorant, I'm sweating like a whore in church.
me: GUH I'm always sweating like a whore in church
caitieroommate: you ARE a whore in church.
me: WHAT UP.
you know you and all your roommates went to sarah lawrence when
you realize you have four separate packages of edamame in the freezer