#therevolvingteapot

[makepastanotwar]

THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPENING IN MY KITCHEN.

[alwaysdignity]

"That's What's Gonna Happen" just came up on my shuffle. Man, I Love You Because was a fun show. Nostalgia.

[makepastanotwar]

It's implied oral sex between a man in a bear costume and a butler. It's pretty standard in most hotels.

Zac, while watching The Shining

[makepastanotwar]

I think there might be some kind of sexual assault happening in my living room...

[makepastanotwar]

my apartment is the greatest, my roommates are even greater, a nice man likes me, and I have two job interviews on wednesday.

knock on wood, but things are looking pretty good right now.

[makepastanotwar]

I am so blessed.

[sondheimsally]

When my roommates and I are hot, but don't want to have a huge electricity bill

[makepastanotwar]

real talk

caitieroommate: I need some deodorant, I'm sweating like a whore in church.

me: GUH I'm always sweating like a whore in church

caitieroommate: you ARE a whore in church.

me: WHAT UP.