Yangyang Laoshi (yi city edition)
Xue yang: HELLO it's so nice to see you guys!!!!
Aqing: you always see us.
Songlan: do I even have to be here.
Xingchen: what will we be learning today.
Songlan: does it have to do with violence or harassment?
Xue yang: of course it does, Songlan.
Aqing: who told you that I want to be a gremlin like you!
Xue yang: little Aqing, you don't have a choice
Xue yang: now enough questions. I have to go to gusu at 9pm to kidnap some Lans, for my next class tomorrow.
Then I have to write a letter to Dage saying that if he doesn't come, I'll do something to Lan xichen.
Songlan: that's no surprise.
Xue yang: I have to knock out Lan lips and drag him to my secret Manor.
His weight is Jingyi and Sizhui put together. *sighs*
Xingchen: who's lan Lips?
Aqing: is it the sect leader?
Xue yang: ew no. Not Lan qiren. Why would I be calling him Lan lips.
I'll call him Lan beard instead.
Xingchen: lol who else are in your second class?
Songlan: they're not a class. They're more like hostages.
Xue yang: don't make it sound like that!
Only Su She, Jiggy and Mo xuanyu willingly came. Su she and Jiggy are my besties and mo xuanyu cames only because I allow him to stare at Jiggy and read things on demonic cultivation.
Aqing: ahhhh, is it a simp club?
Xue yang: I think it's gradually turning into one.
But I won't let that happen! Even if I have to hide Jiggy's face.
But then mo xuanyu might leave.
Songlan: can we get this class over with already.
Xue yang: you guys haven't paid me yet.
How am I supposed to function without a payment!
Xingchen: stop whining. And here's the candy.
Xue yang: thank you Daozhang. Love you so much! Songlan, you should learn something from your friend. Now it's your turn to hand it up.
Songlan: I have no sweets for you.
Xue yang: then get out of my class.
Songlan: gladly! And I'll take xingchen with me.
Xue yang: sit back down. You're not going anywhere.
Aqing! Girl with the stick! Gimme candy!
Aqing: here. And stop harassing me!
Xue yang: songlan. Why are you so stoney! Why do you hate me? Am I cute?
Songlan: you know what you did!
Xue yang: I really can't remember.
You see I inhaled some kind of fume, and it caused a little memory loss.
Songlan: *rolls eyes* I'm so done with you.
Xue yang: I'm done with you too!
You're always grumpy! If you're like Daozhang xingchen, then I'll like you a little more.
Xue yang: now let's start.
We're going to learn how to Intimidate a vendor.
Aqing: start an argument with him.
Well you're still young, I guess.
Xingchen: I choose peace.
Xue yang: aww. My cinnamon roll.
Songlan: I choose peace too.
Xue yang: you boring little dilf.
Aqing: but Songlan is very young.
Xue yang: he has WRINKLES!
Songlan: I got that from you.
Xue yang: but when you came into yi city, I saw you with them.
Songlan: ugh! Xingchen can I strange xue yang?!
Xingchen: no. There's no need.
Aqing: white gege why are you so calm?!
Xingchen: if I stress out too much, my qi will weaken. And my eye sockets will start bleeding.
Xue yang: oh my. We don't want that to happen.
At least it will give me a reason to punch Songlan.
Xue yang: so as we were saying about intimidating the vendors.
Xue yang: I would grab them and caresses their face with a knife, causing them to sweat. Then if that doesn't work I'll burn down their stall
Songlan: can you not burn down the stall.
Xue yang: why not? I like burning things.
Xingchen: maybe you can forgive them and just move on.
Xue yang: THAT WON'T BRING CANDY IN MY MOUTH, DAOZHANG!!! HAVE MERCY ON ME. YOU'RE BORING AT TIMES.
Anyways, at least you're very handsome and not like that Lan lips.