I spent hourssss last night looking for the right song for this dousy fic title and still don’t have it quite right. pls send my your fave dousy tracks if you have recs!
Decided to write a parody of the DK Rap and have the focus be the Midnight Crew. I don’t know why. I just did it. Should anyone want to sing this parody and/or animate something to go along with it, feel free, but just be sure to credit me and send me a link to the finished work.
Here, here, here we go!
So they’re finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this Homestuck rap!
Huh!
MC! Midnight Crew
He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He’s finally back to raise some hell
If you piss him off you’ll likely die first
If he stabs you, it’s gonna hurt!
He’s ruthless, has a bad temper too
He’s the first member of the Midnight Crew!
Huh!
MC! Midnight Crew!
MC! Midnight Crew is here!
This girl’s got class, so listen up, kay
She is the star of MSPA!
She’s kind and classy when she needs to be
She’s the favorite of Andrew Hussie!
She is so sweet, I’m not kiddin’
With a brush and some paint, she’s one cool Prospitian!
Huh!
MC! Midnight Crew
He has no style, his hats too tall
This Dersite is very small
Can blow shit up when he needs to
Do a happy dance, just for you
Memory loss, he is not immune
This little guy digs this tune!
Huh!
MC! Midnight Crew!
MC! Midnight Crew is here!
This guy’s stoic, does not mean to be rude
He is just not in the mood
With a suit and tie, he can look so fly
With his cue stick out, he’s one tough guy!
He hardly smiles, a serious dude
Felt better beware ‘cause he’s after you!
Huh!
MC! Midnight Crew!
Huh!
Finally, he’s here for you
It’s the last member of the Midnight crew!
This man’s so strong, it isn’t funny
He says that Felt flesh tastes really yummy
Can pick up a vault door with relative ease
Makes crushing skulls seem such a breeze
He hates time travel, you know why
This Dersite’s one hell of a guy!
Huh!
Come on, Hussie, take it to the bridge!
Wax lips, licorice, candy corn smells,
Gummy bears and fish and black scotty dogs!
Ahh, yeah!
Wax lips, licorice, candy corn smells,
Gummy bears and fish and black scotty dogs!
Ahh, yeah!
ayyy. lookie what I finally fucking finished?? This Alpha Kids lyricstuck project has been fucking kicking around for like. Almost a year, but thanks to misplaced hyper focus the last few days, its DONE. Sorry for some slight video wonkage, I’m working with no know-how for video here, but I think it turned out nice!
All the panels beneath the cut.
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