#sonkposting

[voltobautamons]

As soon as I learned about the voice actors for these two voicing Dio and Jotaro respectively, I knew what I had to do.

[sonk-da-hedhog]

[voltobautamons]

POV: You woke up the local cryptid from a power nap

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...you mean to tell me Zavok wouldn't drink from the skulls of his enemies?

(redraw ref under the cut)

[voltobautamons]

When you're angry but still incredibly silly

[voltobautamons]

👹+🌊=🦈???

[voltobautamons]

Unfortunately, I may be going in too deep 😔

Meet Nikola D. Hyde, the bearded vulture: historical preservationist, art restorer, and a bird that would burn down the whole planet if it meant Eggman got his just desserts.

pay no mind to the read-more, there's nothing here

aw damn it you opened the read-more

To elaborate (going clockwise):

Zavok: Nikola's inclined towards him, but tamps that shit down publicly because he kinda has a reputation to uphold. The feeling, however, is very mutual. Zin: Nikola is stoked to have someone to talk about (art) history with. Zin is mostly indifferent, but at the very least, Nikola can make a damn good cuppa. Zeena: Knowing goddamn well that she's a gossiper, Nikola has a bit of a love-hate relationship with her, since sometimes she can't keep her mouth shut. Zeena's pretty chill with him, since he seems to be able to appreciate beauty (though it's not hers). Zor: Kinda views Zor like a brother and wants to see him happy… even if Zor doesn't see the point in getting better. Zomom: Nikola, even being a vulture, is a surprisingly good cook. Zomom likes the food he makes and, glutton that he is, eats it. Nikola doesn't like this in the slightest. Zazz: They both get on each other's nerves, but neither mean ill by one another. Sure, Zazz sometimes goes too far and causes physical injuries, but Nikola snipes right back by wounding Zazz's pride, often through guile and tricking him. This includes the Wile E. Coyote-style "painting a realistic-looking tunnel" trick. Zavok: Nikola's inclined towards him, but tamps that shit down publicly because he kinda has a reputation to uphold. The feeling, however, is very mutual. Zin: Nikola is stoked to have someone to talk about (art) history with. Zin is mostly indifferent, but at the very least, Nikola can make a damn good cuppa. Zeena: Knowing goddamn well that she's a gossiper, Nikola has a bit of a love-hate relationship with her, since sometimes she can't keep her mouth shut. Zeena's pretty chill with him, since he seems to be able to appreciate beauty (though it's not hers). Zor: Kinda views Zor like a brother and wants to see him happy… even if Zor doesn't see the point in getting better. Zomom: Nikola, even being a vulture, is a surprisingly good cook. Zomom likes the food he makes and, glutton that he is, eats it. Nikola doesn't like this in the slightest. Zazz: They both get on each other's nerves, but neither mean ill by one another. Sure, Zazz sometimes goes too far and causes physical injuries, but Nikola snipes right back by wounding Zazz's pride, often through guile and tricking him. This includes the Wile E. Coyote-style "painting a realistic-looking tunnel" trick.

[jadeykitties]

this entire time i thought sonic was the homura to johnnys madoka but in reality what if johnny was the homura to sonics madoka. really makes you think