#sonnymilano

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pride!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): lovisa selander. i see a european goalie and ask is anyone gonna stan that and not wait for an answer. heart emojis appear above my head every time i see her

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): has to be fratty i love her sm but i will go with both her AND demps. do not separate them.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): i'm gonna say katie burt she has been so elite in her return i just <33333333

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): the glup shitto and scrimblo questions are so hard for me they feel the same but i will go with friesen the edit she posted on insta a little while ago makes me :] any time a player switches team and posts 2434290 things about their new team... heart full...

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): ok idk if anyone really qualifies for this this stumped me so im going to ignore the parentheses and say sammy davis she is SO smart and elite like imagine being an elite hockey player while going for your fucking doctorate i just. i have a hard time waking up before 2pm i cannot imagine. being an elite athlete and hardworking student = poor little meow meow to me since i am neither ok

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): the entire team every time they manage to get a power play and immediately take a penalty. [shakes them like a snowglobe]

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): this is mostly a joke but paul mara you know the power play is bad so wyd 🤨🤨🤨

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The Importance of Blogging and Sexy Hockey Players

They say read when you want a wider vocabulary, writing does something similar if I am correct? If I write more, I become more intelligent. I had this blog once, for about maybe a week or two. I typed about topics that seemed pressing to me at the moment or some that pertained to a subject being discussed in one of my classes. But like most things in my life I did not commit to that for a long period of time. I am not even sure why I didn’t continue to write more, loss of time? Interest? Loss of topics? Finding something to write about probably wouldn't have been too difficult had I actually had the drive to do it. My subjects would have ended up being more about which hockey draftee this year is the hottest than actual important discussions.

Don’t get me wrong, the debate between whether Shane Gersich or Sonny Milano is the hotter hockey player is a pressing issue, but I doubt it would have meant anything to anyone but me. Maybe I would have played a game with myself. Marry, Fuck, or Kill. Shane Gersich, Sonny Milano, or Connor Carrick. Now THATS worth reading, I could throw this back and forth for hours. 

Connor Carrick: Good family values, LOADED with money, fucking hot as shit, cute puppies, Capitals player, 20 years old. 

Shane Gersich:  My age, Playing for college, drafted by the washing to capitals, awesome hair, went to sylvan (so cute), 18 years old.

Sonny Milano: NOT drafted by the Capitals ( :L ), hot as shit, awesome curly hair, looks kind of like a douche bag, playing for college.

The real discussion here should be whether it is inhumane to murder one of these beautiful gentlemen because I certainly would do each and every one. Now obviously it is inhumane to kill anyone, no matter how ugly he or she is, but I guess I will play along and choose from the three. 

Marry: OBVIOUSLY Connor Carrick. His family values are perfect beyond belief, his puppies are really fucking cute. The only con to this is that he has a brother that is the same age as me and is really fucking hot too, I wouldn’t want to get into any trouble ;) Fuck: This one is very tough, because Shane reminds me of a little cute baby because he doesn't look like a douche bag on insta like Sonny does. And there is something rather sexy about how cocky Sonny carries himself, so I am going to have to pick Sonny for this one. Kill: I feel awful for saying this, but just for sake of HAVING to pick a name I pick Shane. It is definitely hard to say that because he’s like my new obsession lately and I can not wait until he begins to develop with the bears where I can go stalk him like I did Connor. (Connor and I made eye contact, its basically official.)

Im going to forget about Sonny Milano for a second because to be totally honest I don't even know WHO he was drafted by, so I’m going to focus on Shane and Connor, one of which is already employed with the team and is rather successful, (and his hands are really big.) Shane is brand new to the draft just being drafted this 2014 year, he turned 18 during training camp over this summer. He plans ( i think ) to play first at University of Minnesota and his little almost Canadian accent is TO DIE FOR.