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Me: Do you need anything from Amazon?
He: What are you getting?
Me: Poop bags and protein powder.

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Why get married we already have this #glamlife
Me: Do you need anything from Amazon?
He: What are you getting?
Me: Poop bags and protein powder.
Me: [gives dog a treat]
Him: What did she do to deserve a treat?
Me: She had a dog face and ears that go up
Him: Oh, yeah. She does have those things.
The two most common questions in our apartment
(To Nick): what should we eat? (To dog): what are you eating?
pretty romantic, tbh
Me: Why would you get me sick?! I thought you loved me!
He: I do! That's why I want to give you everything I have.
Los Angeles is a place where dreams go to die. It’s where dreams go to be born and where dreams go to thrive but, for so many, many more than those that are nurtured, this place is where they grow sick and wither and pass on. There isn’t enough room for everyone’s dream, the city seemingly too crowded for every dream to see sunlight, so some grow but most don’t. And people with those dreams die without being recorded by anyone other than obscure tombstones or in the recollections of family members who will, eventually, also pass with those recollections among their relics.
St Vibiana Loves Us All — Medium
Nick: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: My youth back.
Nick: Haha
Me:...
Nick: Ok, but what else?
Me: My back is killing me! UGH!
Nick:...
Me: I should probably take some painkillers, which is what I would tell you to do if you were complaining.
Nick: Mmhmm
Me: Why should I take my own advice! That's what other people are for: to take my advice!
Nick getting sick during the World Cup is like me getting sick during the World Wine Drinking and Dog Petting Championships.