#soodacris

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soodacris replied to your post:i ship michael and gavin. therefore, i ship you and bora.

Whatever.

Shut up, Dwight. /throws a bolder at you/

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uGH you sappy piece of shit. congru. We'll talk about homeboy later when I'm not half-asleep so pce out and let me know when you get laid.

/chokes on air/ HOMEBOY. WHEEZES. I’M CRYING. I TOTALLY FORGOT YOU CALL HIM THAT. 

Homeboy… Jesus Christ I love you.

Let’s not bring up my nonexistent sex life please. Three more months and I’ll reach my two year mark. Have wonderful nightmares~

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WHAT HAPPENED IS THERE A REASON I SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR YOU did I miss something bitch bye whenever I want you to be happy for me you just insult me so

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my best friend who is the most oblivious person in the world. THIS HAPPENED GDI. WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?!

I am happy for you. Do you want me to be happy now? Fine. Congratulations on all the sex you have.

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soodacris replied to your post:I'm not the women who's able to answer that but what I do know is that it's past my bedtime, I haven't showered, I'm fucking hungry and it's sO HOT I'M GOING TO DIE.

woman* #oops

#bye

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I'm not the women who's able to answer that but what I do know is that it's past my bedtime, I haven't showered, I'm fucking hungry and it's sO HOT I'M GOING TO DIE.

GO AHEAD A DIE. I’M NOT SAVING YOU. GDI HOW ABOUT YOU STOP COMPLAINING AND LIKE BE HAPPY FOR ME? CHRIST

But really though, shower and sleep, you idiot.

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I'm hungry.

Wow. Of all the things you can say at a moment like now you tell me you’re hungry? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MY BEST FRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND?!

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boob cheeks and fetus nose

Oh right. I can’t even keep up with the things I create

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boob cheeks

I thought it was nipple cheeks