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Man, they were biting at the chomps.

Soose (Chomping at the bits)

Wife: Hang on, I'm on a roll. Husband: Are you butter?

Soose & Husband - Interchange between husband and wife when husband attempts to interrupt wife’s writing process. He gets me laughing everytime.

“Right now, my time is more valuable than money. Maybe when I retire, it will be the opposite.”

Unknown, told to me by friend.

Wife: What don't you remember? Husband: How would I know if I can't remember?

After husband gets light sedative for a minor medical procedure.

Let go. Let live.

Soose

Sometimes people just need some 'hard love.'

Soose (tough love)

I mean, it’s like I’m trying to break a broken record.

Soose (…It’s like I’m a broken record)

Scene: Wife flips floating tube in negative one rapids in local river. Wife: (Look of pure fear) Husband: Honey, you are in 3ft of water.

Soose

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