#sootjack

[miaclemeverett]

Wilbur straight up just bites people??

Transcript below

[1st clip]

Wilbur: Tell them about how awful I am to you.

Niki: To me? [Wilbur: Yeah] He keeps biting me! [Wilbur: Yup!]

[2nd clip]

Niki: I actually - Wil bites me sometimes [HBomb: what?!] and I get so many bruises all the time from him biting me.

Ponk: I thought you were saying that you bite people!

Niki: No, Wil bites me!

[3rd clip]

Rhianna: Wil hurt me more with biting. Wilbur Soot has bitten me harder than that. [Minx: Ugh.] He bites everyone! He'd bite you.

Minx: He never bit me when I met him.

Rhianna: He would. Wilbur Soot bites.

[4th clip]

Wilbur: [tries to eat the camera]

Tommy: Don't try to eat me!

[5th clip]

Wilbur: [once again bites at the camera]

Tommy: I wasn't talking to you

[rarewilburpics]

rare wilbur #2 (ft. sootjack)

[paladinnether]

sootjack beginning to stream semi-frequently again. wilbur raiding him and giving him the views he deserves.

all world problems are solved.

[miscc]

I’m missing half the squad but here is soothouse supremacy ✨

[sootcharlie]

JACK HAS ONLY BEEN ON CAMERA IRL FOR 1 HOUR AND 48 MINUTES BUT IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO HIM I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF

[smiisevenwhyplus]

i got really stoned these past two days, and the best way i can put how i felt is by saying that i felt like my early 2000s couch

[wormtitty]

God tier soothouse bits:

- “are you a f**ing insect?”

- “today we’re going to be looking at pictures of david.”

- when will says “take that you feminist scum! men are tired of your one sided bullsh*t” in a completely unrelated video

- the “hey will, can you make sure we’re recording?” bit

- any time will tries to get them to calm down and everyone just. screams

- “i’m anti-vax but i did get a vaccine for my h*mos*xuality and it worked.” “No it didn’t!”

- “we love him, our charlie”

- “[helvetica] is a long word, it’s a big boy word. come on, charlie! you can do this!”

- george singing “my colleagues watch these videos, i could get fired from my job”

- “I am ghost sharks” *raucous laughter*

- “I’m Sh*thead and I brought back ~measles~”

- g o o s e b u t t o n

- uncontrollable giggling whenever jack does the toothless cockney cab driver accent

- “good game” handshake line in meetup 2

- david calling jack in the middle of recording

- the entire fan service section of the british problems video (george singing the overwatch song every time will tries to say “hey guys”)

[nateisanerd]

SootHouse ghost au moodboards