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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure as we speak rn.
Never got to finish this silly animation i made of munition and serpent so since I'm gone by tomorrow night I decided to post it as it is
New here but I had a krii7y idea/drabble/fever dream so I’m here to yap about it
okay so if I were to write this I’d probably open (because I’m not writing all that buildup) on krii7y having been hooking up/fwb for months (or years, depending on how much angst or wtv) think like…heated rivalry, but without the whole rivalry aspect
kryoz gets fed up with not being certain of their relationship, and feeling like he’s being kept a secret. (Common trope, I know, I know) every time he brings it up to Smitty, Smitty deflects by coming onto kryoz or changing the subject. Whether because of internalized homophobia or he think he’s not ready or just some secret third option.
One year at PAX, kryoz finally corners Smitty into the conversation (after hooking up in smitty’s hotel room, because why not) and it turns into a fight because Smitty lashed out—he was feeling cornered. Kryoz tries to convince Smitty to at least tell their friends, but Smitty isnt having it. Eventually kryoz leaves in frustration and he avoids Smitty for the majority of the remainder of the trip.
Day before last, all their friends are at a casino, where Smitty has had more drinks than he probably should, considering what he’s dealing with emotionally. Kryoz is still avoiding him, but Smitty corners him (How the turns table) in the bathroom and they fight again.
Smitty inadvertently confesses all his emotional turmoil, and they kiss and make up (or something like that tbh I haven’t thought about this part too much)
Matt walks in on them in the bathroom because somehow Matt always ends up in these kinds of situations. When they exit the bathroom—hand in hand, Smitty loudly proclaims that he’s been hooking up with kryoz (who is half-mortified, but just goes with it) and everyone is like yeah we knew something was going on
Anyways I may elaborate further later because I haven’t really worked out the ending in my head yet (this whole thing was based off of keep it in the dark by capital soirée btw)
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fwb trope is literally my favorite trope ever i will drool and fawn over this forever and ever i dont care how overdone this is
matt always getting caught in these twos drama is also my favorite thing that we do in the frouse fandom bc like wdym mate just conveniently always shows up and worms his way in
but! i love i love and i can't wait to hear more when you have this fleshed out and have more ideas for it, please keep me updated and thank you for sharing!
hi it’s 🥬 anon here’s your weekly canadain duo prompt:
blarg and smitty are childhood friends and blarg work as a tattoo artist. smitty wants to get a tattoo but is very nervous about needles and pain. blarg offers to give him one and since they know each other for a long time now and blarg is a professional. while blarg is giving smitty the tattoo, he realizes he has a thing for pain…
the smut part is up for your interpretation but smitty definitely would definitely be turned on by pain being inflicted on him. also for tattoo idea’s smitty would get, he definitely get like a small little frog on his calf, chrome star tattoo on his hand or collarbone or like a little smiley face on the arm :^)
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at the cabin but i've let my inbox get full and i wanna answer a few of these bc i miss interacting with you guys
i LOVE accidentally kink discovery like this where it's probably in the worst possible way and now imagining smitty groaning and complaining about that it hurts but not too bad and matt realizing that he also REALLY likes inflicting pain and he keeps talking smitty through it to help make it better ,,, PHEW !!!
also sex IN the tattoo shop after hours! final offer take it or leave it /j
made some frouse shiny buttons,,
wherever you may, you're always stuck with me! | blarg/matt + smii7y ! platonic pairing | royalty au | two by two - sofia the first
Being a royal was.. something.
Being a royal “twin” was something entirely different to Smii7y and Blarg. Not exactly twins, but they acted that way.
Currently, some stupid.. Wizard or whatever title the village gave this person, had turned Matt’s twin to a child. Strange, right? But wizards were strange.
yes this is the legendary (not really lmao) 🥬 anon and im back with more headcanons. this time they are all not just smut lol:
non-smut:
smitty’s love language is gift giving, which might actually be real considering the fees mentions of him gifting his friends stuff. the range of how expensive or extreme of the gift is always random. he’ll give matt a bouquet of flowers after a hockey game (yes im taking this from your fic cause i found it extremely adorable and i haven’t let go of it since then) and then get them a two week vacation to greece just cause. he’ll also do gifts at JUST the right moment. like matt will mention how his ice skates are getting dull ONCE and a few weeks later smitty will have brand new skates just in matt size for him. he’s one to pick up little things, save them for later and give them to matt. matt sometimes that it’s a little too much and not to spend all his money on a stupid person like him. smitty always ignores him on this though.
matt’s love lounge would definitely be physically touch. he can’t help to wrap his arms around smitty’s waist and nuzzle and kiss his neck as he’s cooking 😕 even if he doesn’t mean it he’s always touching smitty one way or another, holding hands under a table while eating with friends, arm around his back that will slowly move down to his waist, hand splayed onto his thigh subconsciously as they watch a movie. and don’t even get me started on cuddles, him cuddling smitty is the equivalent to a koala hugging its branch. and it’s gonna take an entire swat team to even have a chance to pry matt away from his boyfriend. i think in situations where things are intense (smitty having a panic attacks or like the two having sex for example) is where his love language works the best, it’s like he knows what to do and not push boundaries without even saying a word. his touch can switch from rough to tender within a blink of an eye, he’s just THAT good. he also gives the best massages in the world (i mean have you seen this man’s arms???).
since the two are content creators, they tend to overwork themselves. smitty, however, is usually the overworked and matt has to constantly remind him to take care of himself. in my personal headcanon, smitty has some sort of mental health issue that worsens if he’s stressed and/or overworking himself, so matt has to tell him to take breaks and take his medication. smitty only listens about 50% of the time, the other 50% is matt having to drag smitty out of his damn office and get him into bed. he’ll make sure he stays there as he makes him a nice meal, fluffs up his pillows, gets warm blankets. anything and everything to mellow that boy out, and the cherry on top is matt trapping him in bed and cuddling him tight enough to crush his bones. smitty will whine for a bit how he should REALLY get back to work but matt shush him and smitty is already to relaxed to care after a bit.
inserting my chubby smitty propaganda: smitty is not at all confident with his body shape and often envy’s matt figure. because of this, smitty has developed very low self esteem and confidence in himself. he doesn’t like to see himself in any sort of reflection because it just painfully reminds of of the body he’s been cursed with. he does try to lose the weight but it’s never enough for him. matt, however, LOVES the fat on him. his love hands are easy to hold onto, his thighs nice and thick, his stomach and chest work as a nice pillow, his arms nice and warm to have wrapped around and, god, he had the cutest cheeks matt has ever seen on a man. he loves to leave kisses and love bites all around his body every time matt gets the smallest hint that smitty hates his body. he WILL worship smitty’s body like a temple and he will not stop despite how coy and embarrassed smitty gets about it.
smut:
was thinking about sub smitty again when i realize he DEFINITELY has a size difference kink for matt. im aware they are almost (or maybe are im not too sure…) the same height but with matt’s more lean figure, he can easily tower over smitty like it’s nothing. and smitty LOVES it. wether bratty or not, he just loves the idea of being protected yet being absolutely destroyed by said protection (aka matt). those big, muscular arms locking smitty’s hands behind his back and matt’s chiseled chest pressing against his back as he rams into him sounds like heaven to smitty. especially if matt’s being rough with it, it’s like a cherry on top of an ice cream sundae.
matt’s libido would be much higher than smitty’s. he’d also much more open about being needy than smitty, probably out of embarrassment. matt will either beg smitty or take matters into his own hands, ether way, matt will get rid of high one way or another.
now that you brung service top smitty and dom bottom blarg (which i utterly love btw) their fav position is definitely cowgirl. ik it’s common and overused to death BUT IDC, COWGIRL POSITION WILL NEVER NOT BE HOT.
idk if you fuck with this or not but PLS just here me out on this…cnc canadian duo??? i just like to think that matt loves to see smitty struggle to have some sort of control or power after trying to be so bratty and cocky to matt. he’s whining and begging him to stop and matt just goes even rougher, watching smitty abandon any sort of idea to protest and just give in. and if we add to the size kink i brought up earlier, smitty loves being roughly manhandled and put in his place by matt, and although it’s cnc, he knows he just actually being protected by matt which just adds from the size kink.
These aren’t as good as I thought that I wrote a few of these (in my eyes at least but you might definitely like a few of these lol). I’ll be back when my brain whips up something genius again. Til we meet again…
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okay first you always thinking about smitty giving matt flowers from my fic makes me emotional bc WDYMMM ☹️ i forget people actually like my fics and process what they say and are but this one is so sweet i love gift giving smitty and physical touch matt this makes me weep
also chubby smitty propaganda should be spread more bc i am also a big believer in this and think its actually the hottest thing in the world. big big fan of this and everyone needs to get on board now
size kink / strength kink smitty is something i have thought of with john before but idk why i NEVER thought about it with matt !!! this is gold !! you are giving me gold !!!
i'm also a cnc LOVER and canadian duo cnc is something i feel like i have to write now at some point bc the idea of them preparing some sort of like fake breaking in scene with matt coming in the middle of the night ,,,, making smitty take whatever matt gives him ,,,, PHEW BABY !!!
🥬 you truly are feeding us and the other four other canadian duo fans and i hope i do us justice again when i write another fic for them
hello it’s me, 🥬 anon again im here to suffocate you with my own canadian duo headcannons heheh (mainly dom/sub dynamics but prepare yourself these are LONG AFFF):
because im so conflicted on who would be the dom and sub in the situation (because im quite literally both a sub blarg and sub smii7y enthusiast) i feel like the two switch a ton but their dynamics depending on their roll would be different
if matt is dominating he is going to be utterly RUTHLESS. there’s no signs of him stopping from breaking smitty’s hips. and best believe he WILL be mean to smitty (smitty doesn’t even try to stop it cause he knows he loves being called a slut or a cum rag #SMH 🤦♀️). all the most vulgar name calling you can think of matt spews it to smitty and doesn’t gaf. spanking, spitting, biting, scratching, all that good stuff. but during aftercare he’s the COMPLETE opposite, he’ll give smitty the best massages ever afterwards and soft tender kisses on each love bite he left. set up an entire bath for the two and afterwards remakes the bed, making sure to use to warmest blankets and pillows. they cuddle and all matt does it hold smitty close, playing with his damped curls with his hands, whispering soft praises and how much he loves smitty. the man can’t stay mean to him forever 🤷♀️
if smitty is the submissive one, he. is. bratty. to. the. MAXY. he purposefully teases and pushes matt over the edge in the most ANNOYING yet arousing way possible for matt. and then when matt actually takes matter into his own hands, he’s actually shocked and taken aback 😭 and he will NOT stop whining and complaining about it as he gets railed. sometimes he will still try to keep the brat act one but that shit gets extinguished fast with matt’s brutal pace. by the end of it he’s overstimulated and left silently whimpering (this may or may not come from the fact smitty being dramatic af was from being a theatre kid in high school 👀)
ALR NOW FOR THE ROLES HEING REVERSED CAUSE I THINK IT COULD WORK AS WELL 😈
smitty is much nicer if he’s doming but he is also just as cruel as matt. what differs between the two is that i like to think matt likes to degrade verbally and physically, smitty praises verbally but also plays a mental game with matt. like he’ll praise matt to the gods but there will always be some sort of mocking tone underneath those words. almost like he doesn’t and trying to actually say how pathetic matt looks like in his submissive state. he’s not really rough but not soft as well, just right in the middle with his pace. purposefully edges matt multiple times and just watch him pout and whine all upset when he doesn’t let him cum. and smitty will be all like “see, this is what happens when you’re mean to me. we aren’t gonna be mean to me any more, right?” and matt just agrees cause his brain is melted gooo atp and he just wants to finish so bad. aftercare is similar to matt’s, quick shower, change of clothes, eat some food and cuddle.
sub matt isn’t bratty like smitty but oml he is so much more whiny, pouty and talkative. he moans and whimpers so much louder than him it’s actually insane. he finishes too quick before and he gets so overstimulated before Smitty is even close to finishing. he can’t stop jerking and moving his body around to the point smitty had to ties his hands and legs MULTIPLE times. it’s not common occurrence but he has done it more than once. he’d 100% be a beggar as well, on his hands and knees to finish, practically praises smitty like a god to fulfill his wishes and WILL cry every time. by the end of it he’s gone completely non-verbal and face is drenched in sweat and dried up tears.
i’m writing more as we speak cause this was fun. im very excited for you canadian duo fic if you ever write it 🥹 also might send you krii7y stuff but I randomly have a harder time headcannoning them cause their dynamic can switch so easily. Anyways I’ll go away now byebyeee!
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🥬 I WASNT IGNORING THIS I SWEAR
but i think we should ALL be considering sub top smitty and dom bottom matt with these hc ,,,, absolute brat smit trying to fuck matt while matt keeps biting and slapping and scratching him, slapping him down and degrading him while smitty whines and says it's not enough
these are beautiful i've been thinking about these since they've been in my inbox