#sophiesticatedbeing

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Do you want me, Rab?

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Librarian? *puts the glasses on* I look adorable! And sexy. And I want you.

Lovely.

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How do I look with glasses on?

I usually associate glasses with nerds, but it'd probably just make you look like a sexy librarian.

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Oy!

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Do you remember I said I can get everyone to talk sooner or later? Well, I've won over the Bloody Baron this time.

A congratulatory fuck is in order.

I don't remember when it turned from butterbeers to firewhiskeys to snogs to fucks.

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ooc; is it just me or do you think as well that we should do a hope&rab tinychat once both of us has free-time? *that's it. overdosed with their cuteness. it's just they're SO FUCKING EPIC*

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ok but you are aware i am not letting this be canon right because i am not letting sophie die on rab twice because that's just cruel ok

i mean the whole baby while in prison thing works with me and maybe even estranged to papa works too and sophie can go off being a badass and saving the world and what-not and then hope can be angsty at soph for ditching her and say well being a ninja isn't exactly the best way to raise a baby but i loved you and my daddy raised me well and then when there's the big killing club breakout rab gets out but doesn't join the death munchers again and sophie helps protect him or whatever/he doesn't do major damage and actually isn't in prison for lyfe. and then happy badass family time. but only one hot child. :(

or the alternate-alternate universe in which hope has no upbringing like that at all where rab does disappear for whatever reason (going into hiding or something) and sophie is preggers and then she dumps  baby on papa and finds him and he's like i missed you and she's like i missed you too let's play happy family (or this could be before she even has the baby! DUN DUN DUHHH.)

and then they chill in the bernadotte mansion and there's the baby and they eventually do a shotgun wedding because fairytale weddings are overrated. unless she wants one.

then there's the one where they do just adventure around and are awesome and end up getting married in their awesomeness and one day she's like well look here's the thing you have super awesome sperm and i'm pregnant and we're going to have a super hot baby.

the end.

omg i have so many plot options floating around.

you're welcome.

i decided to post this so the world could see the crack that is in my brain. and my killer run-on sentences.

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I was wondering when you're gonna play the bitchflakes card.

I was waiting for the perfect moment.

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Yeah. Right. Spunk.

Somebody's got her knickers in a twist.