#sophisticated dorks

[thegamingcatmom]

Imagine the utter awkwardness of having to stop your vampiric kidnapper from following you into the bathroom cause personal space what but also we might have forgotten that toilets do serve a purpose besides keeping up appearances.

...

MC: "...Can you, like...y'know-"

MC: *throws a pointed look towards the door*

Tanya: *blinks owlishly*

Tanya: "Can I...what?"

MC: "..."

Tanya: "..."

MC: "...Leave."

Tanya, blinking: "...Whatever for?"

MC: 😐

Tanya: 👀

MC, wishing the ground would swallow her whole: "...I can't when someone's watching. Or listening. So..."

Tanya: "..."

MC: "...Leave."

Tanya, flashing a dreamy smile: "But I do like watching you."

...

MC: "...First of all, that sounds wrong on so many levels. Second of all, you don’t wanna watch this. Trust me."

Tanya, entirely disturbed smitten: "I wish to know every facett of your being, love."

MC: "Not that one. Trust me."

Tanya, ever the desperate romantic: "Nothing in this world could possibly change how I feel about-"

MC, ever the brutally honest courtesy of her protesting digestive system: "I gotta shit, okay? So please."

Tanya: "..."

MC: *pointed look towards the door*

Tanya, making no move to move her ass: "...I see."

MC: "..."

Tanya: "..."

MC: "...Are you-"

Eleazar, from the other side of the door: "Has it started yet?"

MC: ⁉️🤯⁉️

Tanya: 😅...🤷‍♀️

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Sigh.

Vampires. Am I right?