my favorite nsfw batlantern fics
if you’d like to see another list of these let me know, because I’m a little gremlin who squirrels away a crap ton of nsfw fics.
who are you, in the dark? by pasdecoeur - This fic was mostly an excuse for me to smush together my three favourite tropes in DC fics — the League discovering yet another one of Bruce Wayne's astonishingly sexy photoshoots and collectively losing their goddamn minds, steamy locker room sex, and Bruce being forced to deal with his crippling fear of intimacy because he's sort of gone and fallen desperately in love with Hal Jordan.
So it's a little cracky, and a little angsty, and a lot smutty, but I think I managed to make it all work.
Moon Dust on Your Lips by saekokato - The Justice League, through their Green Lantern members, were slowly making contact with planets that had technology or knowledge greater than their own. It was something they all traded off on, but at the end of the day, Bruce and Hal ended up on these trips more often than not.
At least the two of them had started getting along over the last few years.
Of course, getting along with Bruce had the unfortunate side effect of dialing Hal’s crush on the man up to nearly 3000. Hal could handle the fact that the man was smoking hot. Hal was smoking hot; all of the damned League was. It wasn’t anything special, wasn’t anything worth getting worked up about, was what Hal was getting at.
“Well, Jordan, you made the bed, you stupid blind fuck,” Hal muttered. He texted Bruce back, letting him know that he was on his way. “Now it’s time to climb on in.”
Trapped by SoraHoshi - Traveling in a small space pod for half a day with the bane of your existence makes your mind meander into dangerous territory.
Happy Middles by saekokato - When your days (and nights) are filled with normal jobs and not so normal crime fighting, you learn to make the most of the moments you do have. Here are Bruce and Hal, making time for one another.
Most nights, Bruce returned from his patrols and Batman hoopla about an hour or so before Hal had to force himself up to make it to the air field on time. Occasionally, they’ll get the chance to fall into bed together for a whole night, but both of them are realistic enough to know their lives just don’t work like that. Still it’s a couple of hours together that they both could enjoy, before Bruce ended his day and Hal started his. Hal knew it did them both a world of good, too, even if all they do is exist next to one another.
This particular morning, Bruce crawled into bed like a human popsicle with limbs. Hal knew this because Bruce just burrowed between him and the mattress, pulling Hal and the covers on top of himself. He was utterly uncaring of the fact that his freezing ass just jolted Hal out of a sound sleep.
Domestic by batmanbemysugardaddy - Bruce and Hal admitted their feelings for each other (in their own fucked up way), but then Hal was immediately (and predictably) called away for a three-week-long mission in space. This is the aftermath.
This fic is equal parts hurt/comfort, smut and fluff, with cameos from a couple of batkids and some jokes at Guy Gardner’s expense for good measure.
“Hal found himself landing about half a mile from his destination, in a field of unkempt, dry grass. He dropped his suit and mask to run his bare hand through the grass, glad he’d remembered to wear real clothing under his suit for once. The grass caught against his jeans, and the sensation of dirt – regular, Earth dirt – soft and pliant under his boots was a welcome homecoming. He should have gone back to Coast City, he knew – to his lantern and his apartment – but all he’d been able to think upon descent was that he’d wanted to go home.”
Affect by theLiterator - It was the hair, Bruce decided at the end of a terribly long meeting during which he could do nothing but stare at Hal Jordan and shift uncomfortably in his chair. That was it. Nothing else had changed.
aaand shameless self-promo I love the way you let me breathe instead by DrewWrites - It wasn’t like Bruce had never been called beautiful. Bruce Wayne has been called beautiful by the press and other socialites and admirers and so on. Batman has even been called beautiful by a few people.
But it’s the way Hal says it.
