#soreanaducouteau

[jerichocopuffs]

Noxians respond to "I love you"

Swain: I don't have time for this nonsense.

LeBlanc: why don't you show me how much you love me by joining this fun little organization I have~?

Darius: I, um, I'm flattered but I'm very busy at the moment, so... uh...

Draven: of course! everyone loves Draven!

Cass: y-you think I'm still beautiful?👉🏻👈🏻

Talon: ... eww.

Kat: fuck off or I'm gonna tell dad

Marcus: know your limits.

Soreana: you do realize I'm married to an assassin?

Vlad: why don't you join me for dinner darling~?

Beatrice: (attempts to bite you)

[jerichocopuffs]

Kat: oh btw mom fell and hit her head

Cass: I hope she's ok

[some time later]

Cass: dad how's mom's head?

Marcus: I've had better.

Cass: ....😑

Kat: 👀

Talon: 👀

Swain's demon bird sitting on the windowsill to check on them: 👀👀👀

[jerichocopuffs]

[years ago at House Du Couteau]

Soreana: why does Katarina have grass and sand in her hair?

Marcus: she had a fight with some other children earlier.

Soreana: and you didn't intervene!?

Marcus: why should I? she won.

Soreana: ...

Marcus: (picks up little Kat with a huge smile) who's Noxus' greatest warrior?

Kat: me!

[jerichocopuffs]

[another couple talk at House Du Couteau]

Soreana: so... umm... the good news is that Cassiopeia successfully stabbed someone.

Marcus: (proud dad smile)

Soreana: but the bad news is... she turned into a snake right after.

Marcus: excuse me what?!