#sorman

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Sammy: You like my personality?

Norman: I was surprised too.

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Having a Bad Day

Sammy, pointing at Joey: “Fuck you.”

Sammy, pointing at Jack: “Fuck off.”

Sammy, pointing at Wally: “Fuck up.”

Sammy, pointing at Norman: “Fuck me.”

Sammy, looking at Bendy: “...I’m not allowed to swear at you, so, uh...hi?”

Bendy: “Hi!”

[luqqas0usa]

i love them.

[uncultured-lettuce]

Sammy: My boyfriend is too tall, how do I kiss him?

Joey: Punch him and when he doubles over kiss him.

Susie: Kick him in the shins.

Wally: Jump and latch onto him when he least expects it.

Norman: No! None of those! Just ask me to bend down!

[obviouslyelementary]

NAMMY? SORMAN? JSXKSVDJSBD????????

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Norman: I love you, you know? I love you. I love when you smile. I love your music, because I love how you love it. I love all of you, and I love that you love me, and that means I get to love you as much as I can.

Sammy, tearing up: ... that's so gay-

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Sammy: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so instead, I have Norman periodically message me ‘we need to talk’ to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

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Sammy, with a large box in his hands: What would you say if I came home one day with 4 kittens?

Norman:

Norman: What's in the box?

Sammy:

Norman: Sammy, what's in the box?

Sammy: I think you know.