Sammy: “Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?”
Joey: “What’s wrong with 'sticky nut juice'?”
Sammy: “Everything! Every fucking thing!”

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@batim-sweetso
Sammy: “Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?”
Joey: “What’s wrong with 'sticky nut juice'?”
Sammy: “Everything! Every fucking thing!”
Henry: “Today, I’m gonna teach you how to face your fears. Now the first step to facing your fears is——”
Ink Bendy:
Henry: “AAAAAAAAAAAA——”
Henry: “I’ll work off my debt to each of you. How does that sound? I’ll do anything you want.”
Joey: “'Anything'?”
Henry:
Henry: “Am I the only one who was super creeped out by that?”
Sammy: “No, that was definitely creepy——”
Sammy: “I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.”
Wally, crying: “It’s not a joke! I’m a legit snack!”
Henry: “You okay there, Sammy?”
Sammy: “Eat a dick.”
Henry: “Oh, okay, he’s fine.”
Who's prettier and more talented, Susie or Allison? What would they say if you asked them?
Don’t make me pick—THEY’RE BOTH EQUALLY PRETTY AND TALENTED—
And if asked, they would say each other out of politeness. But both truly think the other is prettier and more talented.
Wally: Are you up?
Wally: How do you spell walfus
Wally: The LEGGo my eggo things
Wally: Walfools
Wally: Wall
Wally: Fools
Sammy: Wtf what?
Sammy: Waffles?
Sammy: You dumb bitch
Joey: “Alright, I got you the 12 gallons of blood you needed.”
Henry: “Wow, where’d you get 12 gallons of fake blood from?”
Joey: “...You wanted fake blood?”
You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.
Yes, please reblog
Do it. Now.
i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’
Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.
This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale*
SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!
Yo humans, stay safe i got you
If you’re having suicidal thoughts but you don’t know anybody you can talk to about it, here’s a list of suicide hotlines you can call depending on what country you live in: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
i love yall stay strong for me if no one else <3333
I definitely needed to see this today, and I want to help everyone else who might as well
i’m proud of all of y’all, even if all you did was stay alive, that is SO MUCH, love you sososo much
Proud of you because you made it through another day. Stay strong. I love you all
❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love all of you and I’m so proud
Wally: “Olive oil is made out of olives, right?”
Henry: “Yes.”
Wally: “So baby oil——”
Sammy: “No.”
Hello my friend I'm just wondering if I could take some of your rp and convert it to comic if you don't mind :3
Yeah! Feel free to do so! Just remember to give me credit! Thanks for asking!
Sammy: “I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button.”
Joey: “A gun.”
Henry: “NO——”
Joey: “Any knife is a pocket knife if it fits in your pocket.”
Joey: “Here’s the thing, though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads-up?”
Sammy: “I think that’s called a threat.”
Sammy: “Is 'fuck off' an emotion? Because I feel that shit in my soul.”
Joey: “How do I look?”
Sammy: “Like you’re about to set someone on fire.”
Joey: “Perfect.”
Sammy: “Look at my face.”
Wally: “Okay?”
Sammy: “No, no, keep looking.”
Wally: “I AM looking!”
Sammy: “No, you’re not. Look harder.”
Wally: “Is there a point to this?”
Sammy: “Yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.”
Wally: “Alright! I am!”
Sammy: “Now...”
Sammy: “Does it look like I give a fuck?”