#sorry kidneys

[lew-basnight]

The same two cats who woke me up three times with berserk hissing growling yowling fights on my actual bed last night, right now when I need to get up and pee:

We are adorbs and loving cozy purr-piles all snuggly and warm in the cold getting our needed rest can you really destroy our entire world of love and coziness just to satisfy your selfish privileged bladder

[feralseraph]

I just took two aleve for these cramps only to read for it to truly work I should have started taking them yesterday 🤡

[tuscedomask]

I'll have had to eat today is a cinnamon roll and some chips and salsa

[marisk-a]

did u kno you're suppose to drink water

[capnmidori]

I am going to go to a Brazilian churrascaria for my bday dinner. I am going to have attractive young men bring skewers of meat to my table so that I can celebrate my 26th year by eat my weight in protein. Bring on the gainz.