Capn's Log

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[ryuuna]

When you’re trying to do errands but your boss is making you babysit the brat that evaporated your arm off

[bkyngw]

i like dressing up my favorite characters in silly little outfits. this time it’s griddlehark as 60/70s japanese high school delinquents… LOL…

[bkyngw]

[makes this AU really angsty for no reason]

[bkyngw]

Oh gideon’s fine btw harrow’s just a dramatic bitch

[bkyngw]

some nerds visiting their friend in at the hospital

[ryuuna]

behind the scenes shenanigans

[nikoniko808]

this is called ‘wow i haven’t posted on tumblr forever so here are most of the caitvi pieces ive done since’ (I update my twitter much more regularly) and if you’d like to support me in making art, please visit my patreon where you get nsfw goodies as well :3

twitter | patreon

[plattenbauprinz]

🎶He’s a maniac, maniac on the floor🎶

Finished my commission for @Meekhayl_ and boi, I had so much fun doing it! Tbh I believe Kiri loves to be thrown around in a dance but most people are too afraid tho. At least he can have this fun with Bakugou 🖤

[nussstrudel]

“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not. Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)

[doublepasse-writes]

I love this woman.

[parlezvousladybug]

Hannah Gadsby is the bomb

[redsatinsheets]

no offense but i rather be dead in california than be alive in any part of texas

[capnmidori]

Austin is nice.

[eluvix-blog]

[videocore1984]

[rcmclachlan]

NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

[chaifootsteps]

HE SAYS PETER’S NAME LIKE HE WOULD HAVE TREKKED THE ENTIRE CONTINENT TO GET BACK TO HIM #FIVE CONTINENTS AND TWO OCEANS #HE SAYS IT LIKE PETER’S BOTH THE QUESTION AND ANSWER #THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD LIKE A DOG’S LOVE #DON’T LOOK AT ME 

[falulu]

;~; why would you post this?

[e-wills-deactivated20160418]

Oh God! Shadow! *sobs*

[typhoidmeri]

Oh god, will this ever not make me cry? *sob*

[salty-sighthound]

I’m crying oh my god no oh god

[candlelightisfire]

*sobbing*

[capnmidori]

I am never okay.

[dailyteamcap]

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[captainamericaisbisexual]

AMEN!

[margaretmoony]

The faces are priceless.

[capnmidori]

I love how much Chris is into it.

[officialcrow]

[endofeva1997]

wheres that picture of gwendoline christie holding a baseball bat sitting near a book that’s titled “gay sex devices”

[endofeva1997]

i found it

[capnmidori]

This is important.

[manslator]

“Blocking my main account doesn’t prove you right, it just shows that you’re a coward. You can say I was a waste of your time, but we all know that you were being stupid for defending a non issue, brow beating me with how to be polite despite your initial rudeness, and being a petty passive aggressive cunt.”

Manslation: I am gonna manspread my way right into your blog, and when you try to reassert your personal space and establish a boundary, I am going to force my way back in while being even more misogynistic and verbally abusive. I have no idea what “passive-aggressive” means, but I think it’s “any argument by a woman.” Don’t you dare walk away while I’m still talking. There is a significant chance that I am abusive to women in real life.

[birdsy-purplefishes]

“Hey, it’s really not cool when guys do this thing where they deliberately take up too much room to assert their masculinity.”

“THAT’S NOT WHY WE DO IT AT ALL! I’LL GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE FOR SAYING THAT, YOU CUNT!”

[capnmidori]

Home boy shoulda checked himself before he wrecked himself.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[weloveshortvideos]

[rehfan]

If you are having a bad day, please unmute.

(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)

[filbipott]

“Banana!”

[iamallrightfine]

* day is fixed* 

[chileananderson-deactivated2017]

ok. i super needed this.

[stellagibsonisalifeforce]

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

[continuants]

@goodinthestacks

[derpycats]

Totally real, not at all photoshopped pictures of cats doing real things; for real. Get the shirts here in S/M/L/XL/XXL:

Tornado Cat

Sick Explosion Cat

Godzilla Cat

Lightning Cat

[capnmidori]

Guys, these are real shirts I could buy.

[thedogfamily]

just getting comfy

[littlebitofbrynn-deactivated201]

I would totally frame this set for my desk at work! Wonderful series!

[crownedsiren]

Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do

[capnmidori]

This is true.