okay I haven't talked about this cuz my blog isn't very personal but anyweiz I'm going to russia (see what I did there, I didn't do a capital letter cuz they are being total dildos (of course not all of them but you know ) with my choir, that is cool but the thing is I look awfully gay and putin is not really keen on this. He is being a total fucking jerkoff shit but I don't want to get my face kicked in the street. So I made a list of things to do do prevent that:
Ware a dress and say I has short hair cuz of cancer
Get a hat and funky shades so they just think I'm cool
Don't do anything but use my ninja skills if I need
Kindly tell putin to stop his shit
Write a song that makes putin cry so much that he stops his shit
Sing a song for putin that makes him cry so much that he stops his shit
Kill putin, take over Russia and stop his shit
Tell them to go fuck themselves
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