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[captaincrunchflyingsquirrelsocks]

New episode of the pitt tomorrow let’s see how Langdon and Mel have an emotional affair this time!

[yellcrow]

Larry and Kabu asking you to be their Valentine ??

Yeah there's no hesitation here, YES PLEASE ! 😩

They cute idk what to tell ya 🤭

( I lied I'd actually love to receive flowers and chocolate plz I wanna be someone's valentine at least once in my life 🥺)

Also planning to draw more trainers like that, so if any of you have a specific request, I'm all ears 🤭

[willow-wolfman]

Human!Perry AU

When Perry was first assigned to Doof, the scientist was thrilled to finally have his own nemesis (and such a competent one !) and very excited to hear what he had to say about his schemes and plans (very evil of course, what else could they be).

He got quite the surprise though when his freshly appointed OWCA agent did not utter a word after the first thwarting. Or the second. Or the third ...

Nothing, not even a curse ! After their fourth encounter he started to get annoyed, how rude of him to ignore him like that ! As if he were just a job (which, he was, but still) !

On the fifth thwarting, the -inator of the day decided to act up and almost blew up in their faces. Perry, reacting on instinct, tackled Doof on the ground just before the explosion. It was a small explosion and nothing got hurt except his pride, but when he looked up the genius ended up face to face with the agent. He was staring intensely at him and just before Heinz started to ask what he wanted, annoyed by the attention, the shorter man got off him and started to make some hand movements.

... what ? It took him a couple minutes (and a heavy sigh from Perry) to realise that the agent was actually signing ! Blurting the first thing that came to mind, Heinz squeaked :

-" So that's why you never speak to me ! Why didn't you tell me on our first meeting ? You could have wrote it down or something ! So I could know ! Communication is important in every kind of relationship Perry the Platypus ! Am I the only invested in ours ? How are we supposed to have a healthy nemesis relationship if I don't understand you ? You are so frustating ! "

And he just leaves the scene, still grumbling, leaving a very confused agent behind.

The very next day he enrolls in an ASL class thrice a week. The man giving the morning classes is smaller than him with broad shoulders and teal hair, he often have a serious expression with a soft smile and kind eyes. His nametag reads P. FLETCHER.

When he first sees him, Mr Fletcher looks very suspicious, a bit worried even, and asks him (with his phone) what he's doing here.

Doof knows he's one of the older student but still ! That's rude !

- " Not that it's any of your business sir but a work relationship of mine happens to communicate only via sign language, so I obviously had to learn if I want to be able to understand him. I mean I could probably make a translatinator or a mindreading-inator to help us communicate but the fool would most likely destroy it before I could explain it's purpose so ... it just seemed like the better option."

The man looks surprised, and weirdly touched. He stares at him for a minute then apologises for his question. Heinz just shrugs and takes a seat.

After that, every thwarting becomes a little bit better. He undestands the agent better every time and Perry seems more invested. Finally ! The magnificent nemesis relationship he was craving !

He keeps going to the classes and Mr Fletcher ( he looks like he could rock a hat ) keeps giving him this curious and soft look every time he shows up.

( Although he should probably create a De-butterfly-inator, the sensation is starting to get annoying ... or maybe he should just ask him out ? ...)

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This is my first fic ever and english is not my first language so please be kind ✌

You can do whatever you want with this, the idea just wouldn't go away so I had to do something about it lmao

My human!Perry is and will always be @chio-chan2artbox 's version and I blame her for my current obsession with that ship (I'm not complaining, just ... it's her fault <3).

[trentcrimmisgay]

guys i’m gonna lose soooo many followers when Ted Lasso comes back and here’s why…

the day after the finale of s3, i posted opinions about the episode disagreeing with a lot of the hate (mostly just being the kind of person who likes to enjoy something more than criticize, at least for a little while). and while that did not align w a lot of people’s opinions, one user messaged me saying she agreed with my takes. we kept messaging.

quickly, realized we had a really insane amount of things in common (favorite shows, and music, and hobbies). i took a solo 3 week trip to europe, and to this day, it feels like she was with me because all i did was text her. and most importantly: on top of shared interests, we figured out we lived a state away from each other, and she spent half her time living with her sister who lived *in* my state (she went to summer camp IN my town, while i lived there). i was scared shitless but we met up for the first time in november of that year, and a month later i came clean and told her that i was in love with her.

we’ve been together for about two & a half years now. i moved to the town she lives in and have started a whole new life. i eat dinner with her family multiple times a week. her sister has become one of my very best friends. i’m sorry for this disgusting overshare but. it’s all thanks to ted lasso (in reality … imagine being an adult and having to tell people you met on tumblr its humiliating i’d LITERALLY RATHER SAY TINDR)

okay okay okay

tl;dr

i fell in love & the reason i’m gonna lose followers is. she ships tedbecca and. i’ve been converted. i’m sorry y’all. i am and always will be a trent crimm stan & will always support tedtrenters. ive read all the fic. ill always be with you. but. i will probably also post tedbecca content. if this is where we part ways, its been a pleasure serving with you comrades

[sinningtamer]

Do you think when he first tried on the mike costume he was like so horny he thought he would die but he convinced himself he “had” to wear it so that he would look different… like I have to do it I have no choice….. 😔 *raging boanar*

i think he should just get freakier and freakier with it. Actually.

i never thought id actually draw something with uh??? Clothes padding???? Kink??? Lol?? But it’s canon so

[yurimagic]

Sleeping over at your friends house and having a horny dream only to wake up to your friends laughing at you while you hump the air

[babycsunshine]

The universe is just funny like that sometimes : a "random" tattoo on the arm of a person they only meet once.

Not so random at all, as on that arm are a beautiful Sun & Moon embracing each other. Two celestial "beings", who are so often associated to our dear boys.

Even in their own story, it appears on one of the chapters, as they actually played Dane Solari, for Connor, and Finn Lunare, for Hudson , sons of the Sun & Moon ☀️🌙

So, to get a glimpse of them symbolically embracing each other on that tiny (very cute) video... it felt like a sign somehow, didn't it ? That things are still moving, and sometimes, you just gotta.... follow and trust the signs.

As some things are not as random as it may appear, some things are actually predestined 💖 (like you know... soulmates..)

ps: "that's not coincidence, that's confirmation" something that was sent to me, as if that was something i personally needed to read, and be reminded of :