#bill cipher x reader

[therapy-and-thirst]

We’re planning to have a platonic route and two romantic routes :)

[therapy-and-thirst]

Sorry anon I don’t check my strawpages often but there may or may not be something like this in day 3 👀👀

[evil-demonicly-cursed-dorito]

TW: reader is a pretty little psycho who laughs when injured

Bill has spent so much time around you it makes him... makes him feel... feel things he finds himself disgusted by, so many mortal emotions inconvenience a being, a dream demon, a damned GOD of madness like him inconvenience by a flesh puppet like you.

He couldn't let that happen.

But he also couldn't bring himself to kill you, something about you didn't let him. He had tried to just end you quickly in your sleep but every time he was so close to, he'd hesitate and he hated it. Hated you so much.

So he did the second most reasonable thing that came to his twisted mind. He distanced himself before giving you a thousand decades of bad luck. Which was very reasonable, he could've done millennia instead of decades. He was being generous.

He swore he was bored of you, that he wanted nothing to do with you but he did want to know one thing, did the bad luck effect your perspective of him in any way?

He watched your every step through the eyes of a crow: you had just returned to your cabin in the woods holding groceries, you walked up the stairs when you take one wrong step slipping on the snow that had accumulated on that step, you fall onto your back and hit your head on the ground hard and lay there not moving for a good minute.

Bill paused, had you died from that? He felt a bit disappointed, he expected more, but what did he expect from a meat bag.

A little giggle

cackling turned full on laughing, Bill glanced at you from the crow's eye and there were you slowly sitting up a little dizzy laughing as your own blood ran down your face.

You sigh in relief, "Wow, I thought I fuckin' died for a second there." You get up picking up the groceries that had fallen to the ground, then for a second you look up at the crow, grin and wave before going back to picking up the fallen groceries.

Bill was for the first time stunned, he actually froze.

How did you even survive that.

[evil-demonicly-cursed-dorito]

Bill's POV

I offered you everything and anything, but you said nothing, I offered you luxurious and riches beyond mortal comprehension, IMMORTALITY, but you wanted none of it.

Never in all my years have I met a being with no desire or greed no thirst for power others would kill to have in their possession, and you... you wanted none of it all, nothing, what could possibly want from me?!

I will find what you desire, what you fear, what you crave for deep in your putrid soul that matches my own in ways you wouldn't comprehend or maybe you do. What could possibly make you this way?

Let's see.

I've shown you your deepest fears. no reaction.

I've given you nightmares that would drive someone to insanity. You smiled.

I've shown you horrors beyond comprehension. You applauded with a grin on your face.

Now you've made me curious, what else would make that twisted mind react, what would amuse you, make you furious, make you cry, make you react. I want to see every reaction I can squeeze out of you.

You're like a puzzle I can't solve and I'm too invested in.

And I will crack you.

[evil-demonicly-cursed-dorito]

Making headers, please tag me if you use them

[ciphers-society]

i have a confession to make:

evil yaoi polycule

2 old men and 1 young ish guy.

and that guy is me.

oh and i run the elliot-carson-cipher account.

uhhh yeah.

he's the third guy. i'm drawing fanart for billfordson

bill ford & carson

or uhhhh billforlliot

billiord

carbillford

carsciphord

ciphord is good

hmm

ciphordson. idk anymore

theyre ciphordson

[evil-demonicly-cursed-dorito]

Hello weirdos and freaks. You can call me whatever, welcome to my blog! A safe space to talk about gravity falls and life.

I mean it! Tell me your issues, thoughts, and perversions! (Know your limits though)

Reminder that this is my blog and I do whatever the fuck I want thank you! I also can be called any gender because well I don't really care, AFAB but will literally go by anything you call me.

In this blog I'll be role-playing as Bill Cipher if you ask for it and writing fanfics and posting art.

This is my OC and gravity falls sona. Feel free to just imagine this is me since they are designed based on my irl appearance.

Canonicaly in my head they're married to Bill Cipher and you can't say shit about it!

You can also follow me at my main blog @lulu307 , you can also feel free to follow my mutual @charlie-deunicorn who's really cool and chill.

[goosesharkk]

POV: Bill Cipher™ from hit show Gravity Falls assists you in removing the hair follicles that reside on your flesh.

WHY on earth would you use something as INEFFICIENT and TIME-CONSUMING as a razor when its MUCH more superior successor is right there?

In this Ted Talk, i'll be explaining why Bill Cipher would use a lawnmower to shav—

Nahnahnahnahnahnah, i'm kidding! The explaining part, not the 'Bill-Cipher-would-use-a-lawnmower-to-help-you-shave' part.

You see, i can't draw lawnmowers for shit. So i can't exactly visually articulate bill shredding your skin off.

But i CAN draw hands!

you can't tell me bill WOULDN'T pluck out each and every individual hair on the specific area of fleshy mass you want to shave just to watch you wriggle and writhe in pain. he'd stare at you with that giant, unblinking eye to not miss a single nanosecond. Each wince, each flinch, each clench of your teeth. He'd want to soak up everything, even the crumbs.

...

literally no connection to anything in this post. i just wanted this here LMAO.