“She’s not... talking to me, clearly, cause I’d be the idiot if anything.”

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“She’s not... talking to me, clearly, cause I’d be the idiot if anything.”
“Lashing Claw! Break Fang! Hard Slap! Shell Cutter!”
Years later....
“Did I ever actually say such nonsense? Hrr!”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy XV Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prompto Argentum/Ardyn Izunia, Noctis Lucis Caelum/Lunafreya Nox Fleuret Characters: Ardyn Izunia, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret Additional Tags: Final Fantasy XV Kink Meme, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mostly Humorous, slightly crackish, this was very fun to write, crazy!uncle!ardyn is always my favorite, prompto saves the world, because prompto Summary:
“And if you were so determined to shackle me with a soulmate,” he continues, because Ardyn has never learned when to give up or stop talking, “You could have, oh, I don’t know, at least made the name legible. I’m not even sure that is a name.”
What he is sure, though, is that this is a problem.
(In which Ardyn, poised to make his carefully cultivated plan of revenge a reality, discovers a soulmate mark on his wrist. But he can't tell if it's a name or an adjective, because his soulmate has the worst handwriting he's ever seen.)